Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.
MedChew 19
Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.
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Comments (106)
shadow33456 1
well stop him and be all like ohmgz my phone is in there
lifeinhd 3
My guess is she saw the OP drop her phone in there... if so, she's not stopping.
hatesfate 6
well you aren't getting paid to text. karma is a bitch
zukinihudini 0
your supposed to say you were using it as a calculator
sexysterlingarch 1
ydi foe texting at work!
sexysterlingarch 1
*for
snickerz01 0
minecraft ftw!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!22111!!!!! shift1 mc-server.co.uk!!!!
randomguy1millon_fml 0
I love minecraft too much to say I don't hate ur pick
11jackson11 0
Where did you get that godlike can?
Justforlolz 14
41 - What the **** does that have to do with this FML?
gress269 4
If she didn't see you drop your phone, then she sounds like a really nice person to have as a manager. Want to trade?
x_Cupcakes 0
LOL. Did you stop her?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Dropped calls? Pfft, I have dropped texts!!
kaylanicole1255 1
Part of me thinks your boss knew your phone was in the trash!!
LexxyLiime 0
i agree with 50. Yes the I was not capitizled it doesn't make a difference. Yes I spelt capitalized wrong, who cares?
CryMoreFMLs 15
The grammar nazis and trolls do. Hey don't feed the trolls!
ryandunnn 0
yuifdcte
redbluegreen 41
What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.
niiick97_fml 3
fail
trevishere 7
20, did you post a comeback? no, yyyooouuu fail.
ig4f 0
oh I got that one 'trashy'
dav3800 7
That stinks... to soon?
capslockisgood 19
Ha ha Two puns in one!
coolkid_matt 11
Hahaha. Wonder what happened next...
m0tl3ycru3 0
She looked for it in the dumpster later
cynide 13
lols thats a nice boss
Hayman68 4
and thats a LOW PRICE
YeaSo3 14
Your boss seen you texting and "kindly" threw your trash out on purpose
MedChew 19
Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.
BrittanyCelesteP 0
Exactly what I was thinking.
flotar 0
my thoughts exactly lol, op, ydi
ColorfulDonut 7
that's rubbish!
gandhislayer 6
lol i see wat u did there!
hoeski 0
Yes , I agree.
fthku 13
What did you think would happen, she would fire you for using your phone? it's not like she can know what you're doing with it. Setting it down normally or putting it in your pocket, even if she sees you, is just fine. Also, even if you panic, the garbage? YDI.
Sniper3000 0
we do stuff like that when we panic
jklol11 0
time for an upgrade? (;
ThisGi 0
she obviously saw you txting
MRobvious750 0
I agree #11, I am sure the boss ment it as a lesson.