Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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EMTPirate 0
Next time go nude, nothing to wash
yuri63f6 7
Sub-zero cold..,
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Comments (217)
13scarlett13 4
D-d-d-douche. Instead of washing that shirt you should just ruin it in a creative style and then give it back to him
flockz 20
or maybe he's a clean freak. bitch.
silvergaze 1
Or maybe hes a douche, bitch.
sunflower226 0
you should send him a pic of you doing his friend while wearing the shirt. lol
loserman67 36
Wow, he's a real Lance Romance..... I LOVE IT when my wife wears my "T" shirts or dress shirts and panties - instant boner and all the fun that follows. All this guy thinks of is the wash? Tell him he's going to be doing things "by hand" for awhile until he gets the picture..... (no pun intended)
EGRelapse 6
Lol XD I get it
seanandrew 0
My woman does my laundry too, maybe he had planned on wearing that shirt out later?
sammyjanette 17
And you can't do your own laundry?
erockinthesuburb 17
Maybe he has a 'women doing laundry' fetish??
clk20may 0
Maybe he's gay?
bolodavis 0
Yeah whatever... Ur the bomb gf to do that for him ... I wish I had a girl that would do that for me :D
AK10bears 0
The BOY!! part of boyfriend is shining through!! Most MEN really think wearing our shirts is SEXY as can be!! Get your a manfriend!!
absolutegrrr 7
I don't know why but this COMMENT really pissed me off!!
tdub10 2
I say lose the panties and tell him to come get the shirt. And if he does then make him take pics of you without either on. Then if he gets excited and wants to have sex tell him no you gotta wash clothes. Lol
silvergaze 1
You devious person, you. Lol
efro4472 1
I lol'd hard
tdub10 2
What can I say turn about is fair play
larsindrumzxx 0
He didn't want his shirt to smell like perfume !
Lexi9312 5
Don't take it personal. A lot of guys won't openly express their thoughts or feeling on stuff like that. I sent my boyfriend a cute picture, and the only thing he commented on was the color my toe nails were painted. They get the hint and appreciate the efforts, but just don't know what to say...so they say something completely off. No worries(: