Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Today, I met my teacher after school to talk about a paper on which he gave me a low grade. I told him that I felt it was wrongly graded and he agreed. He lowered my score. FML
Today, I confirmed that my professor hates me. Weeks ago, I failed a paper for the first time, so I went to my professor, apologized profusely, and discussed my revision plan. I got his approval on my conclusions and added all the details he suggested. I then submitted my paper. I got my grade this morning: C-. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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flockz 20
take a shit on his desk.
rocker_chick105 31
Rewrite it, the stick it in a drawer in his desk, and tell him you found it. Trust me, he'll be sorry
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flockz 20
take a shit on his desk.
epicwaffles 7
Your profile picture matches perfectly with what you said xD
thinkPlNK 0
then hack into his computer and cancel classes for tomorrow. if you're passionate about your grade, that will give you time to get a head start on your work!
gntfmlingnow 12
He sounds like one of the dickheads that won't help you at all because "you should have paid better attention the first time" That's a load of shit, you're paying a nice chunk of cash that goes directly into HIS salary. He should at least take credit for screwing up himself
LunaDragon 10
Or better yet photoshop a picture of him with one of his students in a comprising pose and backmail him, problem solved.
mistfullkittie 3
What an effin ass!! I personally would've gone GANGSTA on him!! :)
Jennielee 6
You have a poop fetish don't you........
imepelepticsir 5
how exactly does going GANGSTA look like? sell him some dope or hook em up with you sancho?
RadikulRam 16
#5 hack into the teachers computer? Yeah why doesn't OP hack into NASA and get herself 5 copies of Nintendo Campus Challenge while she's at it.
herrobear 0
Talk to the dean of students...oh wait, I'm supposed to make a witty remark, not offer actual advice...
JMichael 26
Tell him his teaching method is shit.
SecretMe00 5
Dude some professors are real assholes. I wrote a paper that I spent hours on and on the last page my professor wrote: "this was a waste of my time and yours." Such a dick!
cheaptrix 6
The teacher obviously doesn't give a shit!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Tell him he's a piece if shit.
rocker_chick105 31
Rewrite it, the stick it in a drawer in his desk, and tell him you found it. Trust me, he'll be sorry
Codezlol 21
I don't get why it had to be handwritten over typed up on the comp. A click of a file and print would have saved op's ass there!
macdaddymady 8
Have you ever seen the show snapped? Yes? It's kind of similar to what my reaction would be.
EpixFai1 1
This reminds me of family guy
mattorama 15
Talk to the department head. This guy needs to be put in his place.
capnbzarr 43
I say she should skip over the department head and take her complaint directly to the Dean of the Faculty. This ****** probably has tenure, but he might at least take the complaint a bit more seriously if it comes from the Dean. If her own complaint isn't taken seriously, she could tell her parents and have them complain too (assuming her parents are paying her tuition).
thisisafunnyname 12
I say OP should skip the dean and go right to the trusty ol twelve gauge
obamathellama 0
I'm pretty sure he can't do that.....
Unlucky_Gun 0
I'm pretty sure you're right
ryry013 6
That can't be allowed.
kateRAWR 4
It is my brother did his ICT work and the teacher "lost" it 3 TIMES!!!!!!!!!
desireev 18
*Knock! Knock! Knock!* "Dean? Yes, I need to speak with you about the ******** professor that's teaching one of your classes..."
quite_bored 9
"Yeah, you really need to be more specific than that."
bizarre_ftw 22
"First class school you got here"
silentbutfunny 0
"the professor with the lowest class average." "oh, you meen frank, what about him?"
hateevryone 15
He's an ass. I can't stand teachers like him.
bostonbabexo 0
I don't understand what he was saying to you..
quite_bored 9
That she shouldn't bother rewriting it because it was a bad paper anyway. Which makes no sense to me because if he lost it, how did he know it was terrible?
ZebulonPike 8
Maybe he read it but didn't grade it. Which makes him even more of a dick.