Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Seeing my wife in one of my shirts is way sexier than some lingerie, though I’d recommend a button-down over a T-shirt. Hope his comment was a sexy one, not a sarcastic one though!
Hempseed 27
Use your words next time. You have vocal cords for a reason.
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Comments (6)
Bogrbon 27
Seeing my wife in one of my shirts is way sexier than some lingerie, though I’d recommend a button-down over a T-shirt. Hope his comment was a sexy one, not a sarcastic one though!
RichardPencil 32
He's just not that into you.
Hempseed 27
Use your words next time. You have vocal cords for a reason.
Chazzster 32
OP, speaking as just one man - Lingerie is just not that big a deal - Naked is. But actually saying your are in the mood for sex is better still. By the way, men usually like looking at lingerie ads to see the women wearing them - Not for the lingerie.
Brightside86 31
I had this girlfriend who normally looked pretty good but sometimes she would really put effort in, then she would look like an unbridled disaster. I think it's easy to get the wrong idea regarding what an improvement looks like to another person.