Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
EMTPirate 0
Next time go nude, nothing to wash
yuri63f6 7
Sub-zero cold..,
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (217)
screwhim622 0
thats dumb of him. I wish i had a boy that i could send sexy pics like that to. I love to wear boys shirt and boxers ;) hehe just leave him a better one will come along
chitown23 4
I'll take some
unidentifieduser 23
Apparently "sexy" isn't the right word...
wakachakamaka 0
You should send that pic to someone how'd appreciate it.... Like I don't know someone like me!!! Lol
smash8 4
Bet your girlfriend who you love and want to settle down with would appreciate it too.
desireev 18
113- I couldn't have said it better! :)
poleybear 3
You should send those to someone who will appreciate them! Like me! :-D
phantumgrey 6
Boss!
Calyx_fml 22
He doesn't want his other girlfriend to smell you on his clothes.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
We don't know OP's hygienic habits. Perhaps she's dirty, or looked dirty in the pic.
flockz 20
first you have to a and b.
AmazinTyler 6
He's a jerk
Dracoboxer357 36
I'm shocked.... No one's said it yet. Very well then... To OP's boyfriend: "Man Card Revoked." :p Sorry you weren't appreciated OP. Better luck next time.
coldashell 23
Agreed
silvergaze 1
Or rather, next boyfriend. Lol