Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when he asked if it was okay to finish on my back. Not only did he do that but he also got it on my neck, the side of my face, and my hair which I'd just gotten done at the salon for almost $200 and can't wash for 2 days. FML.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
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Top comments
Demon_of_Light 27
It kinda seems like he should be paying for the lingerie if he's going to treat it like it's his to destroy.
CheekyRaccoon 27
If his name is Jack, then he'd be Jack the ripper.
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CheekyRaccoon 27
If his name is Jack, then he'd be Jack the ripper.
coolmike699 26
Isn't that exactly what's supposed to happen with lingerie?
MadiGirl24 18
Not really? Why use the expensive undergarments to wipe off the post-coitus grossness?
coolmike699 26
I was thinking more about the quickly tearing it off part than the cum tag part.
Lindsey Simmons 9
Be lucky it was only $40....
mayhem95 12
sounds like you've been through this before ??
exileonmainst 16
In Tom Haverford's voice "Treat yo self!".
Demon_of_Light 27
It kinda seems like he should be paying for the lingerie if he's going to treat it like it's his to destroy.
Kitiara521 24
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How did you not see that coming? I rarely buy lingerie because I expect it to get damaged or stained, and I don't think it's worth it. You totally deserved it.
RichardPencil 32
He should definitely be paying for the lingerie he's going to rip off you. For the lingerie you plan to treat like normal clothing, that should be negotiable. Start wearing granny panties to force his hand!
1known 34
Great idea. You can also make him go buy it.
Lobby_Bee 18
You wrapped yourself up like a Christmas gift and presented yourself like one. What did you expect? At least he still finds you very attractive.
boopingsnoot 25
Having clothing literally ripped off of your naked body is not nearly as enjoyable as **** would lead you to believe
Dreamer5393 21
I have to agree with it's not enjoyable to have it ripped off. That's actually how I got a huge scar. My boyfriend pulled so hard it actually cut pretty deep into my skin before actually ripping. A definite mood killer
siggy_mcsigx 22
She did this for him because he asked. Of course expect to get him excited, but you can still expect to be handled with care. Unless you like it rough of course.
crazycatlady88 3
Make him pay for it next time. He won't rip it off then.
stayydomii 21
As much as I do love having my clothes ripped off of me or pulled off with teeth, I do understand the frustration of spending money on something that gets ruined so quickly. :/ Still fun to buy.