Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Comments (385)
lifesucks5 0
FAT ASS. People like you give America a bad name. stop ******* eating
leotarde 0
Are sure it was a penis
Weil 0
Why is your name "dawg3360" you ******* wigger.
tyonclav 0
DELICIOUS!!!!
effthis 0
ydi for having a little dick and being fat
1nicent1 0
Someone has a small PENIS!! LOL I might recomend sit ups, bicycles, or healthy foods
pencilmustache 0
KEEP THAT NASTY INFORMATION TO YOUR DAMN SELF.
fmlalways18 0
buddy, you didn't wake up and all of a sudden you were fat....nor does that happen in a week, its a lifestyle. Save yourself while you can
jnic 0
#144, it's because he realized he won't get any lovin' anytime soon. I mean... 1. His penis is swallowed up. 2. He would crush the girl, and probably can't even physically handle sex.
cinderella_smile 0
naww dont worry, your probs not the only one thats fat with a small dick