Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML
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idk_rose 25
Hakuna Matata
TomeDr 25
Just hide the bucket.
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TomeDr 25
Just hide the bucket.
williamcarter93 13
then dad might piss on the floor
ShowMeKay 20
That might piss him off.
A07 48
If he recovered from eye surgery then I think you should take him back to the doctor OP
joeyl2008 29
That's gross. I would avoid his room.
WCARlover 35
I touched my brother's pee the other day. I went to pet my dog and asked "Why is he wet..?" my brother couldn't contain his laughter as he said "When I took him out I peed off the porch and when he ran up to the porch I wasn't sure if I got him or not cause it was dark. I guess I did." Sorry, this just reminded me of that. I hope you aren't the one who has to change the bucket so there's no chance of you getting pee on you!
BigBoy77 9
You need to make your own FML with this
Anti_Sora 31
Just hide the bucket and water the plants with the pee. DON'T DO THE SECOND PART.
ItsUhUnicorn 10
So why did you bother typing it....
idk_rose 25
Hakuna Matata
tiger820 20
well played
RickySleeves 20
NOBODY say "that would piss me off"!!!!
fakedsincerity 32
You're the only one who said it. -_-
91hayek 31
He is working his way to a DIY en suite.
rcarn 20
Not as shitty as it could be
ber4fun 23
It still sucks having to live with someone who becomes used to being lazy.
meli1195 31
my dad kept doing this and no matter how much i told him to stop he just kept doing it. so annoying
invadermaythe1st 35
Comfort thing, along with laziness.