Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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LittlestPrincess 21
Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.
perdix 31
May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind. That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"
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LittlestPrincess 21
Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.
desoto96 9
Biz Markie warned us about this!
rockstar362 8
27-YESSSSS!
WrongRomance 11
27- I just logged in solely to thumb up your comment.
TheSmoothDude 10
"So please listen to the message that I said, don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend" - Biz Markie
superpoptart 24
Well, ****. Hoped you dumped her!
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
I hope that the guy she was kissing got his midnight kiss.... With a fist.
KyleHolt 7
I hope you dumped her, gave him a good beat down then got with the prettiest girl at the same party.
heliraptor 13
A kick in the teeth is good for some, a kiss with a fist is better than none.
perdix 31
May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind. That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"
amara92_fml 10
Watta bitch.. you can do better then her dw :)
beachchick9498 5
Great way to start the new year, huh?
tararochelle 18
Better to find out now then waste another year with her!!
Pleonasm 36
Crappy new year!
Trisha_aus 15
Happy new year to you Pleonasm and the Fml community!
Pleonasm 36
Happy New year to you, Trisha, and everyone else. May everyone's years go off to a better start than some of the OPs that have and will post!
poccocurantes 7
2013. A new year to let resolutions go unresolved. May all your FMLs be minor and still amuse the he'll out of us.
lilhellian 27
MY resolution is to let my resolutions go unresolved..
Paris25_fml 11
So you want to resolve your unresolved resolutions?
OhzTP 7
42: In doing that, you would be resolving this years resolution meaning you would have to resolve a resolution breaching this years resolution. I think im looking into this too much...
lilhellian 27
Even ['m looking into it to the point of confusion lol..
whostolemylama 12
That's really fudged up, to kiss someone on the countdown to the next year? That's really romantic, sorry to read that she did that. But at least now you can make a new resolution. Find a better girlfriend. Better to know that your gf was a cheater now than later.
buckdharma 38
Oh baby you, you got what i need..
Bagel09 11
But you say he's just a friend!!! Biz Markie lol!
Mortoli 30
A cheating gf?
DanielleinDC 34
I'm sorry, that really sucks, OP. You should make a resolution to find a girlfriend who won't make out with someone who's "just a friend", and she should make a resolution not to kiss other guys when she has a boyfriend.
Mortoli 30
Lol once a **** always a **** my friend. She will continue cheating on her bfs for years to come... Only one thing comes good for the lesson of cheaters.. It makes people understand how much it hurts to cheat and get cheated on.
everton99 16
"You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend."
trulymickeyj 13
Yesssss, you win.