Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML
Today, I was told I have narcolepsy, and I've it for a year and a half. When asked why I didn't go to a doctor before, I answered that I'd always assumed it was a normal adult thing to fall asleep randomly because of how everyone says they're always exhausted. Apparently not. FML
Today, my boyfriend had an appointment he had to wait months for, after he finally agreed to try to figure out what's making him so tired all the time. He slept through it. FML
Today, I had the class clown of my preschoolers oversleep our daily 15-minute nap. Not wanting to spare any more class time on his disrupting jokes, I let the headache sleep. After another 10 minutes we called an ambulance. He had a stroke. FML
Today, I discovered I have narcolepsy. During a driving test. FML
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, I set practically ten alarms because I absolutely could not oversleep for an important appointment. I woke up two hours early, panicked that I'd missed it, and couldn't fall back asleep. I spent the entire appointment looking like I hadn't slept at all. FML
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Top comments
Lia_Mackenzie 4
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahh, you're the kind of person I fear achieving a medical degree. ...You DO know you're allowed to read (and pay attention to) the case files...right?
juche 3
Wow, next time, read the patient's chart before going to meet with him. If we nursing students can do it, surely you medical students can do it too.
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Comments (148)
jyn_fml 0
haha that's funny
HahaYDI 0
Ha suck it bitches my comment is showing up as the second one!! Now everyone can see my glory!!!
Grndslmhttr3 0
You are amazing, #78.
worldofwarcraft1 0
the guy above the guy above me is gay
apfunction 0
so?
ilovefatcats 12
lol
RachelTheLoser 0
hahahah xD how ironic
agsilver 14
Narcolepsy isn't funny. Narcolepsy is a condition in which a person will fall asleep at random times and it can be very unfortunate and at times extremely dangerous for the person with the condition.
StingMunFizzy 0
OUCH! lawl
BaGu_fml 0
Aw, that sucks. FYL, dude.
senior_dingdong 0
althoughhhhh... awkward accidental doctor-medicine humour wins again! judd apatow is out of a job
TheyCallMeStromz 0
smooth
teehee520 0
You gotta love the irony.
criminalmind 10
it's almost as ironic as a fire station burning down.
blooop_fml 0
Ahahahaha thats amazing. Narcolepsy. Snoozing.
chrisbyg 6
Just figure that one out?
jennycaakes 0
awh man, that sucks.
stryker0530 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
not ur faut its his fault for being a sick person. dont feel bad cuz hes a freak and he wont be awake to hear it. ur healthy so u have the rite to make fun of inferiors
ziqi92 0
how in the world does that justify bullying??? does this mean doctors get to make fun of their patients just for being sick, possibly with a condition they were born with? NO!
gc_fml 0
i hope you're trolling. if not, please remove kill yourself.
gc_fml 0
oops, grammar mistake
bobleheadNS 0
you and gc r fuking ass holes :|
ravinderkaler 0
i hope you get cancer for saying that stuff. sheesh. sick people are the same as normal people.
jdizzle1245 0
your born with narcelepsy asshole. its not his fualt. you should consider yourself lucky you ahve good health
carmie_fml 0
well that sounded idiotic.
wwoww102 0
sick people arnt the same as normal people... normal people arnt sick.
hypnos_fml 0
you guys are retards, he was ****** jokin
miume16 0
ass
scotter35 0
Except theyre sick
lncrow 2
Bitch.
onealhart54 0
najs
Weil 0
Lulz.