Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Today, we needed to get an antique dresser downstairs for sale. While I was fetching a cart to wheel it down safely, my wife and boys decided to impress me by carrying it. The plaster on the walls now needs repair, as does the banister and glass front door. Plus the dresser is now unsellable. FML
Today, my wife texted me, saying an expensive piece of furniture had been delivered. I specifically said, "Wait until I get home and we'll put it together." An hour later, she opened it and broke it beyond repair while trying to assemble it herself. FML
Today, my husband moved all the furniture a few inches to the left because he saw online that it makes moving around the house really difficult, and he wanted to test it out. Unfortunately, the one who tested it out was me; I got home, went to sit down, and broke 2 toes on the coffee table. FML
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, I was mad at my boyfriend, so I yanked the power cord for his computer while he was gaming. Turns out, that fried part of his computer and now it won't turn on. He broke up with me, even after I apologized, and offered to replace the part. FML
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tc201002 11
Why couldn’t he just take it apart then put back together again in the basement?
TomeDr 25
Someone owes you an apology and a new entertainment center.
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Comments (13)
tc201002 11
Why couldn’t he just take it apart then put back together again in the basement?
truecountrybitch 22
it was a solid piece. it didn't break down into pieces.
BigSissy 14
Until he Spartan kicked it!
TomeDr 25
Someone owes you an apology and a new entertainment center.
truecountrybitch 22
lol thank you he did apologize and built a smaller one it of the pieces and it works great. it was just huge and heavy and old too
mas12806 24
It’s yours, you should take it down
aaa143143 15
You deserve it strictly for how you use commas
AmbrosiaFan 19
He owes you a new door. after he fixes it/etc, break up.
nemcali 34
I suppose you’re not with him because of his smarts, are you? Also he should learn how to control his temper. I’d spartan kick him.
BurnInDemonFire 39
How did it not occur to him to measure it first? And if you were there with him, same question to you. THIS IS STUPID!
tounces7 28
I can actually kinda sympathize with this one, moving awkward furniture is always a major pain in the ass and extremely frustrating. Those of you saying otherwise have clearly never actually had to do it before.
Cheryl Brown 4
Well, now it fits?