yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
hiccups
Canton, United States
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Hermiston, United States
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
ChestExploding
Greensboro, United States
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
FMyThroat
Lima, Peru
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
James
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
novaguy
United States
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
oh shit ouch ):
jrojas211 0
so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p
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fuzzywazzy012 0
Pwnedddd!
Slimbrady 0
cheesedick and jonsey r retards! and the girl is cute but nothing to go crazy over. but the blue eyed Frenchy. there ya go
dynky 3
shaving there in the first place is a dumb idea.
I_have_no_clue 0
Hairy bush FAIL.
Spierdalaj 7
YDI. By the way, what does comment moderated mean and why does everyone haye it?
FFML_314 12
When it says "comment moderated" where someones comment used to be, it means their comment did not follow the rules of FML, therefore the moderators "moderated" it. Not everyone has it. As long as you stay within their written rules, you'll be fine.
Spierdalaj 7
Okay thanks. :)
arrifaces 0
YDI , who the *** would think of shaving while having hiccups? That's just stupid, sorry.
CireSisselpud 0
SURPRISE CIRCUMSISION
cole86 0
can some one tell me how to put pics on my profile??? thx
Lizza330 28
You have to be on the website.
danb1986 0
why would you think it was a good idea in the first place? ydi
ladyluck82 9
muppet. Why on Earth would you go and do that? I suppose you also went and tried to use a chainsaw in the garden afterwards? Jesus. And what's wrong with FL? I'm from Orlando. A few retards shouldn't make it bad for the rest of us.