Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
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Top comments
mazbry 9
Sorry to hear that. I hope everyone understood and was nice about it
ProfessorMctitie 20
least you didnt poop
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Comments (58)
mazbry 9
Sorry to hear that. I hope everyone understood and was nice about it
adrian1910 15
Not the janitor
swanheart 35
I'm sure they were. Kids are renowned for being sympathetic and understanding!
Arwen_Evenstar 37
With her username, she may well be in college. I'd hope they'd be sympathetic by that age.
swanheart 35
That's true! For some reason I had it in my head she was the teacher. I never thought about her being the student
False_Stupidity 42
On the contrary #32, at college age they are probably worse.
feven 32
#34 I would hope not.
HeyItsCamilo 17
#34wow,ur username totally describes your statement
JefferyLillie 16
that's some bad hiccups.
IAmzephyr 22
yeah lol, hopefully they at least went away afterward as sort of a silver lining.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
***badass
SamBeast 18
woah o.O lol
RAH94 17
That's unlucky
ProfessorMctitie 20
least you didnt poop
tipsy2013 24
That must've blown..chunks.
rae_2000 5
How does that even happen :
spookyboy 20
And people say hiccups are harmless, HA!
Knastyy 8
That's my worst fear.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
their goes your reputation
tipsy2013 24
there*
ana_lee_bonde 17
Grammar nazis are hating on you're post. Maybe their just unhappy.
clairesucks 37
*they're
tipsy2013 24
your*