Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and, just as I was about to answer a question, I suddenly got the worst case of hiccups. I tried to hold them in but ended up hiccuping in rhythm, making me sound like a malfunctioning robot. I spent the rest of the interview with a red face and no idea how to get my dignity back. FML
Today, I was giving a speech at a conference when halfway through I got a sudden case of hiccups. For the next 5 minutes I tried to finish my presentation while hiccuping uncontrollably. The audience found it hilarious and started cheering each time I hiccuped. I’m convinced no one could tell me what the speech was actually about. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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Top comments
almost_there44 26
Your username is so childish, may explain why this post went over your head.
hunterseal 18
Well your mind is quick to smash those words lol. Hopefully you'll never run into those people again.
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Comments (12)
yourwifelovesme 25
Better than saying herpes I suppose
almost_there44 26
Your username is so childish, may explain why this post went over your head.
Druu 53
Hey genius, hiccups starts with an H. The "urp" in "burp" is phonetically identical to "erp," hence "herps" (plural).
hunterseal 18
Well your mind is quick to smash those words lol. Hopefully you'll never run into those people again.
RichardPencil 32
Luckily, no one at the DMV is fuckable, so no loss there. I'm convinced attractive people hire ugly ones to get their driver's licenses for them. That's why the photos look so bad!
GIJoefan 6
It's called a hic-burp.
wickedgetz 30
I can just picture everyone going back and tell their friends and family that they met someone at the dmv that has herpes
indienerdgirl 27
Well of no one was there that you knew I wouldn't give a ****. Shit like that happens.
Colon_Man 17
Hurps are better than having the sharts.
Olga Carvajal 4
Omg you poor soul lol
Hippo_Holiday 19
Hey at least a letter more and you could've gotten something much worse!
SaucierGirl 20
I call them “hic-uts.”