yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
hiccups
Canton, United States
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Hermiston, United States
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
ChestExploding
Greensboro, United States
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
FMyThroat
Lima, Peru
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
James
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
novaguy
United States
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
oh shit ouch ):
jrojas211 0
so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p
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iSometimes 5
this is silly, but painful. fyl.
CheezeDetector 0
Ask mommy or daddy to kiss the pain away ... and rethink your use of the term downstairs... it's not appetizing honey :(
iron_chefITALY 0
because no one likes a bush coming out of their pants
queens_fml 5
Oouch !!
CheezeDetector 0
#1 .... I agree with your nickname; well deserved young lady :)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
thank u(:
Jonsey92 0
23 - if u looked scene/emo I think u would be sexier then sexy. (in my opinion) :)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
sorry lol that's not my style. and it's funny you say I look good cuz I took this picture right after I woke up
Jonsey92 0
Well you're a nature :) you r the definition of (beautiful), if I look up beautiful it will only say (jessi) lol sorry if I sound creeping but I'm kinda of a poet. just like to describe (anything) that comes up in mind! :) I can do better then that but I'll remained anonymous!!
Jessi_the_sexii 0
well if u really want to know, i'm diggin your picture lol [sarcasm]
FFML_314 12
Jonsey, that was pathetic.
Jonsey92 0
haha ouch!! (sarcasm) well I wished I had a posted pic of me but apparently I don't have a camera !! well I'm a Thrasher( I hope you know what's that) I have long curly hair.. custom layers. bangs to my eyes, sides are 10 in and I think my back is 12 Im Mexican, light brown skin.. kinda chubby .. a guitar player and I'm 18 lol (I'm a nervous guy) and I'm sorry if I'm weird
soccerguy77 0
jonsey92.... Trying to pick up chicks on fml?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Jonsey, for a poet, you don't show much respect for the language. = Only e.e. cummings can get away with using so many illogical punctuation marks without making himself look illogical as well. For the record, the same applies to improper capitalization. I'm partial to the smaller E myself, but I at least enlarge it in my own signature.
HeretoBlame 3
e.e cummings what a pain of a man.
Themistocles_fml 0
For some reason, I had a feeling Jonsey was Mexican.
Jonsey92 0
well if u guessed I was then good job! if u read my previous messages of me explaining myself then I take it back!! I'm dull at this moment! I'm going to be a senior today and I should be heading to bed about now (1:31 AM) but I'm nervous and I freak out really badly!! I'm just a typical rocker (Thrasher) that likes to speak out and am septic about maybe opinions and speak for myself!! but I'm in a (not do good) situation right now
JordynnLOL 11
well atleast you know not to now? .. yeah don't do it while sneezing either.
molil_4810 0
foreskins hurt when they rip off!!!
FMLsohardithurts 0
LMFAO..... you know that how? were u like awake when u were circumcised or something?
srunano 4
or maybe they were never circumcised and had sex and it ripped???? Who knows could be either of the two lol
CheezeDetector 0
Thank your parents :D you can do it on my behalf as well ... tell em by the way cheezedetector said that he really appreciates your genes and the fine job you've done :)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
lol I'll be sure to pass the message
CheezeDetector 0
Alright I think I've overspent my share on publicly hitting on you ... Thanks for playing girl :D
JessAmmyy_ 0
ouchiess, sore testies?
CheezeDetector 0
And right after you wake up is the most important standard, be happy about it