Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, I got the hiccups while my dad was yelling at me. He then said, “You’d better stop hiccuping or I’m gonna kick your ass!” FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
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Top comments
shaymarie324 4
Sorry to hear that man. It sounds like a gut wrenching situation
cakefete2 31
Should hit him back. You know, "preventive measures" so he doesn't even get the hiccups.
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Comments (46)
shaymarie324 4
Sorry to hear that man. It sounds like a gut wrenching situation
SarahSehhati 40
That makes you sick to your stomach! !!
jojimugo 20
Op had no guts to hit him back
niftyhasdelulz 12
At least he tried? You just couldn't stomach it OP..
ryanpreiss 17
That is ABSolutely dreadful. Sorry to hear that OP. know the feeling...
redstone7693 29
I hate the hiccups. Just drink a glass of water maybe?
SexyMexi21 23
Haha funny shit. it'd stop anyways
cakefete2 31
Should hit him back. You know, "preventive measures" so he doesn't even get the hiccups.
seprunner 12
You know what will cure that pain? Revenge.
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
How mean! That just makes me sick to my stomach.
REALAfroninga 11
Falcon punnnnchhhh!
PoisonOrchid 21
Works every time...unless you have hiccups apparently.
IvyOswin 17
60% of the time, it works every time.
jamawe 5
Don't get angry, get even... ?
toxic_walrus 15
When I get the hiccups it feels like my chest is going to implode. Anyway he sounds like a dick. Sorry OP.
hmrhoades 18
I'm sure you've gotten rid of them by now, but... if you put your chin on your chest, hold your breath and swallow three times, they'll go away. I know it sounds crazy, but it always works for me.
salvorican 24
My trick is to hold my nose and drink water. Works like magic.
princesspeachxox 18
I drink water upside down! Works every time!
Schizomaniac 24
I spin around in an ovoid pattern while singing the Canadian national anthem and punching baby walruses in the face. Works every time.
Bloink 25
omg, 36, me too! i thought i was the only one!! it totally works flawlessly