yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
hiccups
Canton, United States
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Hermiston, United States
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
ChestExploding
Greensboro, United States
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
FMyThroat
Lima, Peru
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
James
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
novaguy
United States
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
oh shit ouch ):
jrojas211 0
so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p
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CheezeDetector 0
#32 have my babies you sexy ****** :)))
Dragons_corner 6
take a couple deep breaths works more often then water and holding out breath. I tell my friends this and so far only 1 out 15 still had them but next time he got it it worked.
CheezeDetector 0
Do you want me 2 record a video message ? What's their email addresses?? :D
patfellover 0
lol at all the nerds hitting on that poor Jess girl.
CheezeDetector 0
LOL @ your punk ass ... go suck a fat dick kid !!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 There's seriously nothing wrong with being a nerd. I don't see why anyone uses it as an insult.
Spastastic 6
We just have to keep sticking up for ourselves and our kind, nerds.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#137 So true. I think we should be superheroes that stick up for nerd-kind.
PlutoSA 0
That we can. Our creed - "To correctly spell all that has been mis-spelt before. To positively re-enforce the image of the intelligent. To painstakingly highlight the idiocy of 'lol, omg, wtf, ydi' To boldly comprehend what no douche has comprehended before."
Spastastic 6
We should form a superhero group, along the lines of The Justice League or The Avengers... brainstorm for names?
patfellover 0
lol. take your sexual frustration away from innocent people on the net. your gay pick up lines make me cringe and almost asure everyone on the planet your a virgin.
CheezeDetector 0
Take your daddys dick out your mouth and figure out how to fix your pimple problem first **** ... ******* believe this punk ??? Next time try harder dip shit ... Bet you were jerkin off to my gay pickup lines sucker ... And go ask your momma about the virgin comment !! I think shell beg to differ !!
SirJamie77 7
I don't know what started this, but both of you just shut the **** up.
FFML_314 12
Between the 2 of you, there is a collective IQ of 75. SMH. I'm very disappointed.
CheezeDetector 0
And yours is less than your shoe says asshole ...
FFML_314 12
I'm trying to decipher what you just said, but unfortunately I don't speak moron. Could you translate please?
CheezeDetector 0
And yours is less than your shoe size asshole ...
CheezeDetector 0
Apparently you're fluent in Retard, DICK
skullbashd 3
*gasp* virgins on the Internet I thought they had all already bought prostitutes
bfflrhea 0
number 13 is a fucken retard!! downstairs is ur dick!
ryki_bloom 0
Well, no duh. but I'm guessing 13 KNEW that, but he/she was trying to make a joke, as stated a post or two below that comment.
omgtacos 0
54 is a fucken retard! For OP downstairs is her vag because she is a female!!!
cestplat 5
Jessi_the_sexii, youre hott! =)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
thank u, I hope that's no **** haha
sammehsaurus 0
58 You're hott too. lol
xxjoseph1543xx 0
are you a lesbian cestplat? you look like one
rob780202 0
58 and and 1 are both hot :)
spiderbesideher 0
nice boobies
BoColors 0
ouchiess!
patfellover 0
kill all nerds
xSCALEYMANFISHx 0
nice straightened hair ******