yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
hiccups
Canton, United States
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Hermiston, United States
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
ChestExploding
Greensboro, United States
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
FMyThroat
Lima, Peru
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
James
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
novaguy
United States
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
oh shit ouch ):
jrojas211 0
so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p
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Comments (184)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
oh shit ouch ):
jrojas211 0
so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p
Shookitup 0
why were you shaving downstairs?
sarahalyssa_fml 0
ouch. next time, drink water.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
If you really need to learn this please don't breed!
sarah48_fml 0
lol this is funny. and 13.. really??
Shookitup 0
^^^ 18 that's the joke. I'm not an idiot, thanks. :)
SupxD 0
aha @13 maybe it's a very hairy person..! ha I saw this video in helth were this woman had hair al the way to her knees... Very Gross.!
CrimsonWolf1294 0
lol. I had to read this twice before it made sense to me. that has to hurtt. fyl :(
Jonsey92 0
look like the cutiest looking scene chick ever!!
advent2060 4
haha so u mean tryin to use a razor blade to give ur self a **** star hair cut whilst hiccupping uncontrolably is a bad idea??? *sarcasticly* I'm so glad u told me, I woulda been totally clueless if u hadn't LMAO
mintcar 10
Bloody hell! Ouch indeed. But I mean, your hand shakes when you have the hiccups?
spiderbesideher 0
doh..
Imsosexayyy 0
I can't even find my downstairs.... =[
mintcar 10
41, that's sexy.
coolsteve 0
I shave my downstairs carpet until I reach the wood
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
41 try a diet...
Griggy 0
damn... do you have a scar running across your happy place now?
coolsteve 0
bearded axe wound
hannah1203 2
In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion hiccups tonight.
mshoes12346 3
35- sry but ur pic scares me u look like a melester
XxalagaesiaxX 0
hahaha 86- win!!
skullbashd 3
I miss intoxicunt snickerdoodles allmidnighteyes perdix and redbluegreen
iTaylor 0
omg 41 your picture is staring into my soul
minax24 0
r u a freaking idiot ydi x10
Skroal_stomper 5
Pics or it didn't happen. LOL
gohabs21 0
My only bathroom is downstairs. grow up and say around your ******, or you coulda just said shave your pubes
2kool4skoolyo 0
OP you are picture
RandomDudeOrRD 0
I'm dumb ]: everytime I read downstairs I thought it said Armpits... WTF?
remy3106 10
lol me too ^
duckie227 22
I'd never let you shave my downstairs...hiccups or no hiccups. shave your own
remy3106 10
that's yucky ^^
redoxy_fml 0
Lol 41 has nice clevage
TheOptimist 0
It's times like these that Justin Bieber is allowed to laugh in women's faces. He never has to shave his ******.
SalPacino 0
hahahahahah wow! some people are just clueless ;)
bugmenotmofo 34
rotfl
dustylee 0
ha ha so creepy 41
krakadilian 0
Eww
iamsam2 3
lmfao!!! ill bear tht in mind:)
FFML_314 12
Never shave. Always wax.
mshoes12346 3
yes because that feels soooooo much better.... NOTTT!!!!
blo0_starZz 0
Actually, if you shave, the hair grows out faster, longer, darker, and thicker. Plus, you could get an ingrown hair 0.o"
ryrock310 10
I hate those
Goaliefriend 5
Very good to know ..... *sarcasm*
fmlbrooo 0
Ehwwwwww :/ Thas Nasty .
MrDanimal 0
Lol I read your comment in Cleavland Browns voice hahaha
fmlbrooo 0
xD
boatingboy1011 0
90 ftw!!
mend0120 0
lmfao !! #90 WIN
StormUSA 0
that's when u tell ur bf to do it 4u!
mshoes12346 3
no thats when you remember not to shave while having hiccups.. commen sense people what happened...
kidsupreme 3
#6 looks like a creepy Internet predator
cardoor12 0
^ yes I totally agree lol just thinking of that!
iheartme13 1
I definately agree with #3
PeachySweetS 0
Well, hopefully now there’s no possible chance of you having children as stupid as yourself. (Although, I highly doubt it was to such an extreme.) ~*~PeachySweetS
inkblotdrummer 6
Dude... You're a douche.
nebula748 14
Figures...it happened in Florida.
Lizza330 28
what's wrong with Florida?
DeadPixel4 29
109, As a person who lives in Florida, everything.
mustardcat 1
or if u sneeze
Imsosexayyy 0
Eva drink baileys from a shoe?
SarahBearXoX 0
I'm olllld greehhggg (:
Spastastic 6
Do you love me? Could you ever learn to love me?
Team_Los 0
gaymes? love gaymes?
xSCALEYMANFISHx 0
ima scaleymanfish!
monsterfail 0
YDI for thinking any good could come from shaving when you have hiccups.
FMLsohardithurts 0
totally agree