Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Classic confusion
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Darwin_Award_Winner
Beaumont, United States
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.
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Comments (113)
Keevarou 17
At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.
Idonebeenhad 17
....It's an FML about accidentally cutting himself, you don't have to point out that it's good he's still alive
Keevarou 17
11, indeed. I have never been bothered about accidentally cutting myself so, it could be fatal if he cut deep enough, that's what I was getting at. Or be sent to the hospital.
Idonebeenhad 17
It's a razor, the worst that he could is cut some skin off, it's not like it could cut open his jugular vein and make him bleed out
Keevarou 17
You win this time, 20.
Idonebeenhad 17
It's common sense...
Tali147 16
It seems to me that the OP could use some of Keevarous cheering up, yes? They were already upset and now they are injured. Even though it was not life threatening, it still was not fun, of that I am sure.
kthxbie 10
Really guys, quit bothering eachother or I'll give you both an FML to post.
CyborgBanana 12
Lol... Keevarou is cheery and optimistic, while IDoneBeenHad is too literal and realistic with his thinking. Complete opposites.
Eiregal2 10
keevarou. I bet you give great hugs!!!
afunnyterdcody 5
Haha no one likes your comments dude the keevster wins again!
thp101 0
You're so positive! :)
wilsontws 18
Ouch! Least you have lesser hair now than when you first started.
iliketurdles 7
Also less skin.
mjoyn98 1
Where did you happen to be shaving..
kittenvks 11
I think this is the more important question here
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Mother of god...
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm gonna say balls.
CharliesCool2084 8
4 - Their wrists by the looks of things.
Already_Dead 15
#80, That's so not cool. Don't joke about that.
SocialAmethyst 20
Awh, we have a sensitive person here. how cute! Buck up hoss and stop being a liberal hippy.
carilandaohyeah 4
It will get better :)
DaDezza244 31
Hope you feel and get better soon OP :)
ManInTheMachine 20
Damn, if you're angry enough to cut yourself, I can only imagine what you'd do to the person that pissed you off. If it does come to that, just ask Siri where to hide the body. ;)
angelk12 6
Perhaps he was upset about his hair growth shampoo not working and decided it was time to start over. :P
ArabFML 3
I've never thought to ask Siri that XD
WCARlover 35
lol yes, take that frustration out on your hair, that'll do the trick
OkitaCockroach 19
You know, that sounds pretty logical. I'm being sarcastic. YDI.
Idonebeenhad 17
It hurts so good!
instnt1nfction 17
Yeah, let that be the bright side of the situation.