yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
hiccups
Canton, United States
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Hermiston, United States
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
ChestExploding
Greensboro, United States
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
FMyThroat
Lima, Peru
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
James
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
novaguy
United States
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
oh shit ouch ):
jrojas211 0
so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p
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Rico255 0
that's why u have to use a electric trimmer buddy
Longbow_Driver 0
that was a close shave I bet
OhMyFuckingGodd 0
that's what I call a ver smart person.
nastynies 0
freaking wow
boatkicker 5
I feel the need to correct this FML. "Today I learned never to shave ANY part of my body when I have the hiccups." Seriously, OP, crotch-cut hurts more, but you'd be surprised at how dangerous razors and hiccups can be when paired together. I got the hiccups while shaving my legs once. 6-inch cut up my leg. Bled for an eternity, and took forever to heal properly.
Geiko_fml 0
Well that's gotta hurt. Shouldn't shave Anywhere with the hiccups.
kroms001_fml 0
ydi for shaving in a basement... or in the first floor or where ever downstairs in your complex exists. next time... stay upstairs to shave ok?
HeretoBlame 3
emmm..next time use veet?
Fop 6
YDI for having the hiccups. The only thing it takes to 'cure' it is willpower or placebo.
pik_fml 0
lol