WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Darwin_Award_Winner
Beaumont, United States
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
michael
Your brain on alcohol
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
michael
United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
Next time shave your legs befor you drink. That way you won't feel the need to do it once you're drunk.
mama2b3 20
haha did u miss a spot?
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Comments (106)
titenite88 0
FIRST.
marinus_fml 20
pretty sure this has been the shittest 'fml' ever?!
guiltypleasure12 0
ouch I'm guessing ? SSFLN shaving spots from last night
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
No shit....you'd think that'd obviously be a terrible idea. You shouldn't handle sharp objects while you're hammered.
ohSNAPyall 27
If I were drunk enough to mutilate my legs while shaving, I would probably throw up on myself first, which would make me reconsider pointing my head down to shave.
parii 0
nice.
starile 20
Yeah, 11, we pretty much have to GUESS here what's the FML... which I think is kinda dumb b/c even though it may seem "obvious" what might've happened, the FML still reads like it ended prematurely. What's the FML exactly? At least hint that you either got cut up or missed spots disgustingly or something or other, like saying "I never knew that blood red was a good color for my shins". This FML is just all-around pretty lame.
epr 0
OP is saying heshe got cut up really bad, not just the hair part.
allen20 0
im 14 and i discovered that when im drunk i shouldnt tell an undercover cop to prove hes a cop
theFMLwhore5 0
ohhh OP, you are SOOOO smrt. :) btw, ouchhh..
omgimdabest 0
also don't prank call people you know when tlyoure drunk. it always ends up with you confessing to your best friend that you ********** to her pics every night...
Ali_Br_fml 33
Speaking from personal experience? Lolz
dudenextdoor 0
51 ur cute..
Imsosexayyy 0
ydi for getting drunk in the first place. hope next time you chop off one of your limbs. :]
sexy_chick_123 0
um 44... you are drunk at 14 and a cop found out? you are asking for it.
2kool4skoolyo 0
69 is so hawt jkjk
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
52 is the hottest one here...you fail 61...just sayin
omgimdabest 0
no ya think 58
neonokku 0
well you could have done worse things
iron_chefITALY 0
81 and 61 are idiots for hitting on girls on fml..
ugwmii 0
don't sweat it sis. but damn that has to hurt
deathcab7 0
haha wow. shaving not a good idea. also i learned that when drunk, never play with giant excersize balls... :/
mama2b3 20
haha did u miss a spot?
kfrizzle2 4
Probably where the blood was coming out =P
GothGirl3030 6
must have been bad
wowdudewow 0
wont it grow back? its just hair
WorldCupCheer 0
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah lollll
twist_of_fame93 0
6 you're a winner of the world
rockhound 0
#10, it's hilarious that your user name is "ignorance" and your very fitting comment to "wowdudewow's" comment was "wow, dude, wow". win!
starile 20
66- 10 obviously did that on purpose
kfrizzle2 4
*You're. Twice
fridatuva 2
No both of those should be your. Look things up before you correct people.
schwancy 2
Next time shave your legs befor you drink. That way you won't feel the need to do it once you're drunk.
ohSNAPyall 27
Then whose legs will she shave after she's drunk?
musicmaniac925 0
how do u know it's a girl. op could be a boy and then just feel stupid for doing it and now he's embarrased. but if op is a girl, then she musta cut her legs and missed like all the hair.
Tequila_Hilton 3
it wouldve been an FML if u were using Nair and put it on ur hair.
itsybitsyspider 0
duuuuuude! that would suuck D:
mooimafish 0
how did that work out for you? lol
FarSide 23
Guess it's a good thing you didn't take a razor to your pubes.
musicmaniac925 0
but that wouldve been more of an fml lol
emmabear16 0
Hahaha that will probably leave scars(:
Kanvis78 0
Why is a dude shaving his legs anyways ? YDI ! clearly, chicks don't sit at home drinking, only dudes do that. :)
Kanvis78 0
Actually there is no proof.
Freeze_fml 17
He's a moderator. The gender was probably on the FML when it was submitted and he read it there.
Kanvis78 0
Yet, through all your pleas; pictures or it's a dude. :)
RedPillSucks 33
It's a much funnier FML if OP is a guy. He'll have some 'splainin to do to his guy friends. or if he shaved all the way up the pubes and nicked up his wanker.
starile 20
You're not funny, Kanvis.
Kanvis78 0
Just pointing out facts. Also humor is objective and opinionated. So if you read threads of FML to find your "funny" for the day , then clearly, you're a fool.