yggiz
United States
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philippines
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
WIno
United States
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
hiccups
Canton, United States
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Anonymous
Hermiston, United States
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
ChestExploding
Greensboro, United States
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
FMyThroat
Lima, Peru
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
James
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
novaguy
United States
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
oh shit ouch ):
jrojas211 0
so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p
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oldenuff2party 3
oooowwww. metal picture
nero9112 4
89- Sorry but your spelling scares me, you type like a child.
kelseylovesyu 0
BAHAHA... im sorry but that is the funniest thing ive heard of...
trudom108 0
88 waxing is better than having a scar or scab on ur whoha quit being such a pansy
peepss 0
oh my >.<
uupa99 0
damn that has to hurt...
TashaLenaKitty 0
Hahah this is funny but i'm really sorry OP,that really does suck :(
mareyeah 0
owie :(
fml22221 0
why were you shaving downstairs that's just dumb
RbdRob 0
hygiene dipshit
nerdsgetmehot 23
#129 Shaving has nothing to do with hygiene, really. If you don't shave down there, it doesn't mean that you're unhygienic.
Spastastic 6
Hair is not dirty, not keeping the hair clean is dirty.