Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
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HighGTurn 12
You didn't bother to say anything?
Anti666 17
That's pretty gross man.
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Anti666 17
That's pretty gross man.
StalkerChick 13
This is one of the few times I condone punching someone in the sack.
breathemein 10
Oh no I live in MA too, hopefully I won't run into that guy on the train.. Hopefully it wasn't the green line.
airforce987 20
MA? I live in MA! I thought this stuff only happened in Japan! Shit OP, punch that ****** in the face!
BoCo_fml 9
77- It probably was the green line, it's gross like that. OP- You should really stand up for yourself. Never let someone violate you like that.
sajupt 17
Shud have squeezed/punched his crotch...
MormonPornstar 7
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Well... which one? They're not exactly the same and mean different things.
wallandpiece 16
He means either would have been acceptable solutions.
Shadow_Phantom 26
If you do it hard enough, you'll get the same effect.
Mideoyeo 12
Sqeezing his crotch may have turned him on even more, should've just stood up and kneed him.
missamberrose 17
I agree that what the man did was unacceptable, but he could have had dementia or some other mental illness. OP should have asserted herself and made it clear that his behavior was inappropriate. For goodness sake she doesn't have to beat the man up.
NuTrees 9
I'm from Detroit. His ass would off got killed. Just sayin
goose12321 11
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bfsd42 20
Ooh. You're from Detroit! You must be tough. Lol.
HighGTurn 12
You didn't bother to say anything?
sens3sfailing 25
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He should have at least bought OP dinner first, maybe a candy bar he gets from the station before he gets on the train.
sens3sfailing 25
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Well it isn't like you do that shit without thinking about it first!
glki 7
Move seats maybe?
Charmillionaire 13
Key word: crowded.
spaboolly 26
OP also said she was holding the rail, which would suggest that she was standing and probably couldn't get away from the guy. I've been in similar situations -_-
SirFawkes 16
A new mode of transportation is in order! Just hope the old man doesn't follow you.
OhAidan 7
If he does happen to follow OP, good thing he's old.
SirFawkes 16
He's clingy man, he's clingy
btstig 11
You should have hit the old bastard in the nose with some rolled up newspaper.
TrueTriage 16
I'm so happy I dont have to worry about crowded trains or busses in my town.
Dixbfloppin 11
Wow, how impressive. You must live in a ******' Utopia.
vannahlol 6
I have no idea why you're getting thumbed down into oblivion for that comment.. I live in a decently small town and I'm glad I don't have to deal with that stuff either.
datoismyname 22
8 you live in Alaska bro. I don't think there are trains or busses.
HighGTurn 12
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You would punch an old man in the face? Sick bastard.
IOmnomHard 10
I feel like old pervy men are in abundance...Just because they're old, though, doesn't mean a kick to the nuts is off limits. (Though in old age, you might have to aim a little lower..)
gracehi 33
EXACTLY! Being old is no excuse for such behavior! I don't care how old someone is, if they're molesting me, I'm kicking some ass. They guy was probably deranged, but even so, you don't just let deranged people violate you.
CeeCee_fml 16
And you actually stood there and let him lick you until the next stop? Should have said something the moment his crotch was rubbed against your hand.
itsgen 16
My thoughts exactly! Op is an idiot!! Anyone i know would have defended themselves