Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I finally convinced my shy new cat to come out from under the bed and hang out with me on the couch. I felt like a true cat whisperer until, in the middle of petting her, she jumped up, knocked over my mug, and spilled hot cocoa all over my book. She then looked at me as if I was the one who messed up. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
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wowza_1 0
I created an account just to tell you that you're a dumbass.
cosmon 0
omg are you saying you decapitated your cat?
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Comments (42)
cosmon 0
omg are you saying you decapitated your cat?
Josher47 0
I was wondering that too. there is no explanation here
fmlfmlfml15 0
you should have had the "circle of life" playing in the background
metakingt 0
We should also reenact a scene from lion king. Mufasa (played by you) will be hanging over a cliff (played by the san franciso bridge) as i Scar (played by me), happen to grab you in the nick of time before you slip off. Just for me to purposely let go of you, you fall into the middle of a stampeding herd of wilder beasts ( played by the Oakland bay).
redbluegreen 41
I don't think they're saying they killed the cat. I know if I decided to hold my cat up to a ceiling fan, even as a kitten, or however high the ceiling fan actually was, he'd freak out and attempt to claw my face off, which, if the cat did, is an FML.
DynamicDave 11
Wow. You fail.
lil_miss_shorty 2
I'm betting if it weren't for the fan, you would have posted this on MLIA. FYL ^_^
SickToDeath 0
eww... poor cat :(
buddy51 23
Now you can replay "the headless horseman"!!!
leoofbodom 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i came
amazemyself2 0
im not sure your average ceiling fan would cut a head off... but it could probably do enough damage to kill a kitten. YDI for being an adult that feels the need to reenact a disney movie with a live animal.
wowza_1 0
I created an account just to tell you that you're a dumbass.
NamelessNeko 13
For all we know, there was an oscillating fan that blew a gentle breeze on the cat as it was held up, adding to the scene, and this was meant for MLIA. More details are definitely needed.
kennadeath 0
uh so what happened to said cat?