Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Target goals
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Lord of the lost rings
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Visual effect
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Top comments
anythingmustbe 18
You should use this as incentive to lose the weight you gained.
webbface 25
Way to be positive #1!!
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Aspen_Grace33 27
Sorry to hear that, but good news is...shopping spree!!!!!
webbface 25
Way to be positive #1!!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
The negativity in 90% of the comments in this FML is astounding. Perhaps people just hate weight gain.
ViRepz 28
Fat people are responsible for obesity....
Koppol 15
#21 I hope you know how ignorant that made you sound.
kennkenn13 13
Maybe she lost a lot of weight after the first pregnancy that she was unhealthy. You people don't know if she's obese. She could have gotten sick also and lost weight. This weight gain might have actually been good for her.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
ViRepz, for once I agree with you.
kennkenn13 13
Sorry i meant marriage, not pregnancy
alycion 39
People don't always gain weight because of their own doing. When my thyroid is off, I can easily put on 10 pounds which will not go away until they get the meds adjusted. Many medications for stress and depression can also cause a person to gain weight. On average, if I go on seroquel for mania, I will gain about 15 pounds. Again, it will not come off until they take me off of the medication. It is not my fault that I have a thyroid issue or bipolar. I run at a healthy weight unless if one of these two things happen and diet and exercise don't seem to make a difference. And after the heart attack I really cut out the bad stuff which I didn't eat a lot of anyway and upped my exercise. Oh and the heart attack was most likely a result of medications from a mystery illness. Sometimes people do the right thing by trying to take care of themselves and the side effects are hell.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
My mother has thyroid problems too. She also eats way more than she needs to at every meal, and also between meals. Of the two, I wonder which is contributing more towards her continuous weight gain? Oh right yes, the faulty gland....
MEM0817 18
44- having a thyroid problem causes side effects you'd never think. It's causes excessive thirst, excessive hunger and other things like heat intolerance and cold intolerance. I know because I've suffered from such since I was 19. I'm about to be 26 now. I have to take a pill for the rest of my life every morning and wait 30 mins before I can eat anything. It's a bitch. I'm currently at a good healthy weight but it hasn't been easy to get here. I'm 120 lbs now but at one point before I could get the right dosage and milligram set in place I weighed 170 lbs. your thyroid has A LOT to do with random shit in your body, don't judge someone because they eat a lot. With thyroid issues, it's not easy to control it.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I know about thyroid problems. When my mum was diagnosed I did lots of research and reading. Lots. I also know that people have the option to give in to or resist the excessive hunger. Much like people who just enjoy eating lots. My point is hunger is easily quelled, with a reasonable amount of food. NOT the amount that leads to obesity.
feelingold 18
21 is joking. (if there were no fat ppl there would be no obesity. Kind of like "children are the #1 cause of pedophilia.") Relax please, weightwatchers army...
MerrikBarbarian 9
50- care to explain then why when I was on a carefully calorie monitored diet of 1300 calories, and walking/jogging 4 miles a day I STILL gained weight on medications? Yes there is cases where people are at fault for making bad choices, but it's taken me a year to lose the excess weight bipolar meds made me gain. Even watching everything, ignoring the hunger I felt if I was at my calorie limit, never failing to work out I still gained 30lbs. Just because something is the case with one person, does not make it true for all.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Medicine is supposed to help a person. Correct? Modern meds have so many side effects that you need to ask yourself if it's worth it. Or are the major pharmaceutical companies gaining billions by duping people into believing that the side effects are absolutely always worth it?
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Time for the second round of cutting phase!
AtomicDiamond87 15
Well keep you're hopes up... Things should change soon.
AGB10 19
One fatty to another?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
25- I actually can't even believe you would have the audacity to say something so rude and uncalled for to a complete stranger. Your comment was completely unnecessary.
Queensland 27
It won't unless her lifestyle does!
AGB10 19
Agreed.
aliyyyyyah22 8
I'm sorry to hear that OP! But get your hope down. You lost the weight once so I'm sure you can do it again!!!
anythingmustbe 18
Guess who makes it fourth? EDIT: He changed his comment.
anythingmustbe 18
You should use this as incentive to lose the weight you gained.
Alihb 16
God, the universe really is a bitch, isn't it.
aboelmagd 18
Classic weight loss rookie mistake. And I guess the ring was the most valuable after all.
SolarFlare 20
Do not be depressed about it! or you're just going to eat more food. sorry for that.
Punkyxoxo 14
ummmmh motivation to lose a few or sell your clothes
angelitared 27
That's not depressing at all!