Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Top comments
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.
shadydogman 0
S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own
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Comments (157)
karmaking 0
shady dog man, that doesnt even make ne sense
devils61 0
hahaha tool!
Justblue 0
What is it with guys? They think that women are just as easy to please as they are...WRONG! You're no stud...a stud is a horse...you'd be a jackass! Stop being so cocky just because you got off.
TOMTHEMITCH 0
stud can be an easy typo of std =P
sexygirl123 0
hahahahahahaahaha u totally deserved that!
DistortedReality 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes deep breaths* ohmygod hahaha xD that was hilarious
howdidithappen 0
HAHA! I really agree with #9. Get her going first. After a while, youre free to penetrate.
FlickMyBean 0
It's okay, one day you'll find someone as easy to please as you.
heidimariemuller 0
Hahahahahah tooooollll
123go_fml 0
maybe some day guys will comprehend how to do sex
Warlock_fml 0
I will say that this entry is funny and he should no longer call himself a stud. But what I love even more is how women perpetuate the idea that when they don't have an ****** it is clearly the males fault. Sex is a 2-way street so start pulling your own weight you *****. Also, if you guy is not doing something right, TELL HIM! Do you think he is psychic? Studied under Miss Cleo perhaps? NO! You wouldn't want a guy to expect you to be psychic, so why do you expect it of him? Lastly, I would just like to say that this was not directed towards all women, only the ones who feel the need to further perpetuate the idea that it is somehow all the male's fault.
Plumppotato 3
are...are you....god?
observesandgasps 0
yeah, women should try having penises. Its tough sometimes, ya know?
TOMTHEMITCH 0
he might have just created world peace!