Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Top comments
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.
shadydogman 0
S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own
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Comments (157)
kenltd 0
You should have knocked her out, then given her some anal :P
unbelievable1 0
chopped and screwedd. AO
A_bomb19 0
in the words of Michael Kelso, (That 70's Show) BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then your mom walks in (just using my imagination) also in the words if Michael Kelso, DOUBLE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i agree with, S - Sex T - Turned U - Upside D - Down
SRMB4life 0
Well...at least you can tell your story for all of us to laugh at you. Thanks STUD ;)
Hello_Cthulhu 0
All right. I just want to add something to 21 and 28. Speaking as a girl, I AGREE. I am ****** DONE with double standards, and us girls shouldn't bitch all the time about how "oh that guy can't get me off, he's bad at sex"; maybe they ARE, and maybe they HAVEN'T been trying the right thing, but it's up to girls too. Women need to learn that they can't just lie there and wait for their partner/s to get them off, it's a difficult thing to do in some cases, and your partner needs all the help they can get. And it's not like not telling them what works and waiting for them to figure it out is gonna do you any favors... I agree that it's not always the man's fault that a girl can't get off. But in any case, boys? It doesn't help any to think "well if I got off, obviously she did too."
Mr_Roboto 0
The stuff that's on FML is crazy, this one really got me laughing, voted both: FML - Because your gf (finally?) dissed you Deserved - Doesn't need explainin' Mr roboto.
vampire_fetish15 0
wow! man that's sooo ****** hilarious! hahahaha! *holds stomach* hahaha! xD
nonymous_fml 0
Hahaha looks like you forgot to pay attention to whether or not SHE was getting off while you were getting off.
thedman696969 0
at least your gf is funny
tdogg_737 0
i agree with number #35 about the judgemental virgins haha idk ppl but if you really dont have experience therre is no reason to talk