Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
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MandyMeow_fml 18
Well, I hope you felt like a complete bitch, because you acted like a royal one.
tony1891 22
Happy birthday!
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MandyMeow_fml 18
Well, I hope you felt like a complete bitch, because you acted like a royal one.
Turbo_Turtle 14
How could op be acting like a bitch if he was just telling his dad something, in an area that btw, he thought was private? Op should be allowed an opinion on the girlfriend's family because he might end up living with them in the future. I feel bad for the girlfriend and her kids, of course. But maybe now they can sort out their issues with op?
zeemonster424 15
Just because they were throwing OP a birthday party doesn't make the daughter less of a *****. Birthday parties don't fix promiscuity.
deloria_fml 22
Sorry, but what her daughter does with her own body is her business, not yours and definitely not OP's. Stop ****-shaming. You'll be happier.
junkman6 22
What #33 said is right. One nice thing doesn't balance out weeks/months/years of douchery. Maybe having to hear about everyone banging the GFs daughters annoys OP? "I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 7 guys who's dicks you've sucked!" It's not "**** shaming" it's called not wanting to live with annoyance.
JayBunny 16
So would you let your own child **** it up? Do drugs? Drink? Get piercings and tattoos? At any age? 34, just because it's 'their body' doesn't mean they should damage it to all hell.
cocacola999 27
38: While promiscuity is not something anyone should be proud of, it definitely wouldn't be any of OP's business what a single girl does with her body. He's not even her brother, so he shouldn't have any say in her morale. Besides, who's to say how many people is too many to sleep with? As long as she's not cheating on anyone and is clear in her intentions, there is no harm done. Plus "*****" is usually a derogatory term which is not even always relevant to how many guys a girl has been with.
Brandi_Faith 34
I think she was a "bitch" because of how she said everything. She didn't have to resort to calling them names. Plus, if you're going to tell your dad you don't like his girlfriend and her family, you should probably do it with some class and be sensitive to your dad's feelings while laying out the real issues like, "I know you like them but I find they put me down all the time and treat me unfairly," etc. If you start the conversation with calling them names it will only get your dads back up and make him defensive seeing as he cares for those people; the same way he'd get defensive if someone else started calling his daughter names.
stargirl_95 24
#39 Allowing say, your five year old to do drugs is not nearly the same as not calling someone who is old enough to make decisions about her own body a *****. Secondly, you do realise that girls get called ****** for just about anything right? I know of girls who have been labelled ****** because they have a lot of guy friends or they have big boobs. We have no way of knowing whether or not this girl really is promiscuous or whether OP is just being a dick.
Brandi_Faith 34
I doubt that the girlfriends daughter is an actual ***** in the sense that she sleeps around a lot. It sounds more like OP was just calling them all names and "*****" or "****" is the typical vulgar name for a girl unfortunately. OP was being really rude in my opinion.
PegLegRacing 34
Promiscuity doesn't make you a *****. Getting paid to have sex does.
SpamPam 18
I just don't understand why anyone would GAF that the daughter is sleeping around.
jimmyl0 4
****
garrett_8614 14
While OPs language may not have been the best, he was expressing his honest opinion to his dad in private (or so he thought). My guess is that he wanted to get this off his chest before they started thinking of marriage and had to live with these people. It may seem rude to some people, but you don't have to like everybody
xsydneyx123 28
#47 The age of said "*****" was never provided. She could be a 9 year old girl. OP probably could have said it without the name calling, however.
iwadasn 33
He can express himself, but he doesn't have to be rude about it. His dad would probably take him more seriously if he explained WHY he didn't like them instead of just calling them names.
CHUBBYninja 18
He was honest with him. It is his dad, he has the right to tell him how he feels about his girlfriend and could eventually be his step-mom.
stargirl_95 24
#65 why would you ever call a nine year old girl a *****? It would be absolutely disgusting for anyone to call a child that young such an awful name and there's no excuse. Especially since a nine year old can't consent to sex which means that if she was engaging in sexual activity with anyone it would mean that she's a victim of sexual abuse. Only a complete shit would call a child in that situation a *****.
Animekid126 13
It really bugs me when people say it's nobody's business, Using that statement I guess no one should give their opinions about anything.
WaxenSecrets 5
He never called the son a name at all. He was much more direct about why he didn't like him (although this still wasn't crystal clear). The boy is entitled to his opinion, and he seems to have been feeling a form of built up tension. Surely you can relate to snapping at someone? Same concept. I would agree that he could learn to be gentler with his words, but I still see where he is coming from. His opinion didn't spawn out of nothing, and his dad is the adult, so he should be able to put some of the harshness of OP's word choice aside and understand that OP feels very strongly about something. It doesn't matter what the girlfriend's kids were actually like, they could take what they heard with a grain of salt and they'll be all the better for having heard someone's honest-to-god opinion of their character. Needless to say, they now have a strong impression of OP now too, so this is not one sided. They could get OP to flesh out the details and everyone involved could benefit from the resulting growth of character. That's a good birthday gift. Everyone gets to mature a little more that day. And finally, to OP, while your opinion holds weight in this, your dad is the one seeing the woman, so no matter what he decides, it was always ultimately be up to him and at least you could say you put your opinion out there.
withered 30
#34 ***** - a person (more often than not it is a woman) that has as much sex as you wish you had it (or more).
tony1891 22
Happy birthday!
Godsofdracos 15
...to you! Happy birthday!...
Aquaman911 18
...to you. Happy Birthday dear...
cjwayy 22
OP... Happy birthday...
ihaveasushicat 24
To yooou!!!
salvorican 24
CHA CHA CHA
orbit 22
Cake now?
Flaptrap 8
...and many mooore, on channel 4
MinnieMinx 5
.... and Scooby-Doo on channel 2
badluckalex 23
...and a fat lady, on channel 80!
euphoricness 28
... and a glass of wine, on channel 9
Godsofdracos 15
This went, so much how I wanted it to. I love you guys sometimes.
pureportedpear 27
Well, atleast you got cake...
maximus_prime 24
Just don't eat the chocolate cake OP, it may be tainted by now.
Mightytall 35
I hope it didn't go straight to throwing fists from throwing the birthday party. You always have to be aware of your surroundings and never assume complete privacy. Plus, didn't your mama tell ya: If you've got nothing nice to say, better say nothin'!
pl0xs3rver 45
Then if you can't vent to family, then who can you vent to?
Godsofdracos 15
Apparently your boss via text.
MzZombicidal 36
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
pessimistprime 4
Then most of us would be mutes...
Brandi_Faith 34
Maybe more us should be 31. Especially seeing the stories we hear on this site.
riddle143 15
No, #31, we would not be mutes. We would simply be forced to think of something nice to say. Wouldn't that be such a tragedy?
Axel5238 29
One thing I learned from years of retail and having worked in a hospital was watch what you say. You never know who is around and who is going to hear you. YDI
MrDonSalvetti 27
Who is the annoying bitch now?
bethrh 49
*slow claps*
askullnamedbilly 33
Even if they hadn't been around, what the hell is wrong with you and your word choices? Unless her daughter is literally a prostitute, there's no excuse for calling her a *****. Calling her son annoying as **** and saying that you HATE her is pretty damn low as well. They're obviously nice enough to try and throw you a surprise party, and what were you expecting your dad to do anyway? Say: "Oh, my son doesn't like her, better dump the bitch!"?
ChristianH39 30
This was pretty much my sentiment. There's telling your dad you don't like his girlfriend and her kids, and then there's just being rude
FMLkoala 28
Let it all out