Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.
shadydogman 0
S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own
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Comments (157)
My_Life_is_F_d 0
Uhm... OUCH!
Warlock_fml 0
Give her the Abraham Lincoln: shave off your pubes, cum on her face, and then stick your pubes to the cum. That'll show her.
Yunie_fml 0
Haha, wow. This is why we don't try and act cocky during sex. Listen and learn, boys.
ApolloIce 0
To Saddude: girls have a much different and more difficult time orgasming. You guys are going to have to try a lot of different things to find something that works. To Warlock: You obviously don't keep girlfriends, if you get them at all. That is the grossest not shit related sexual thing I've heard in awhile and if you try that to some girl without permission you will lose your balls and maybe your dick to boot, depending on her mood.
gangstabby01 0
lol number 18! oh and your a cocky idiot. :)
thischick 0
14-so right
Warlock_fml 0
LOL 57, no one ever does that. It's like doing the Cleveland Steamer or Dirty Sanchez, they're funny but no one actually does em. Also, it's been scientifically proven that the nerves in a woman's ****** are more sensitive to those on a man's penis. Women love to make excuses and then blame it on the man.
wasabipeas 0
look on the bright side: she must REALLY love you. lol
bluemagicZ23 0
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. damn u need some performance enhancers. lol. damn homeboy can't knock it out in round one
Real_Lol_Cat 0
Lol. Your girlfriend and I would be the same person.