Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Top comments
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.
shadydogman 0
S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own
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Comments (157)
kellster 2
Dude, your skills need work!! Plus, how did you not notice that she hadn't come yet??? If you don't think it's up to you to get her off, at least take time to notice whether or not she did, you tool!
Meta_fml 0
Ahahaha, you got pwned. When we girls have orgasms, it is easy to notice. She should have communicated with you better before, yeah, but... why did you think she had come?
sputtikifaft 0
DICKED
heartless_xx 0
owned! sorry. tough break, man
fhockeychick77 0
wow don't bruise your ego or anything
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahahahhaahhaha. Stud indeed =P I'm betting you guys didn't do any foreplay either; you just plugged in and pulled out. Funny personal anecdote, my first g/f was actually disappointed when she couldn't get me off in under 5 minutes, and thought she needed to practice to reach that point, as if its a degree of skill.
capnhook33 0
boom roasted
m4hornets 0
oh the sarcasm. that sucks dude, but you totally deserved it.
blueworld_fml 0
unless she tells you round 1 ended in a win, its still round 1. champ.
aatomkins 0
Maybe you shoulld make sure she orgasms as well next time (: