Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Top comments
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.
shadydogman 0
S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own
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Comments (157)
well_this_sucks 0
burnnnn
TOMTHEMITCH 0
3rd degree =P
Sean123 0
kid you just got dominated
dammn 0
LMFAOOO #9 !
itsasmallworld 0
I hate to break it to you, but your girlfriend has probably been waiting for the right moment to break this to you in a nice, funny way.
123go_fml 0
mr 21, the problem isnt with guys not knowing anything about a ****** (well not only with that) but that they think them done is done done. GET IT!? fortunately, i do not have this problem. i feel bad for those us my kind who do... and to you, mr stud, get a book or watch an educational video. or ask her.
spankyness 0
Dam so many girls on this topic that have guys in bed... Maybe tell ur bfs or flings or whatever not post it on a blog... And I'm sick of hearing girls that just lay there bitch about not getting an ******, it takes two for sex. I dunno bout some guys but if we are making love and your just lying there I'm gonna finish asap and not give you an ******. Next time you don't get satisfied by a guy don't just assume he can't do it maybe you have been pulling the fish out of water move to much and he just doesn't want to
gtheemo 0
I like you! lol. you know whts up.... lazy starfishing bitches. :)
gtheemo 0
I like you! lol. you know whts up.... lazy starfishing bitches. :)
gtheemo 0
I like you! lol. you know whts up.... lazy starfishing bitches. :)
shady_angel 0
HAHAHAHA. you deserved that one, mainly cause of the way u wrote that post.... if ypur calling urself a stud u obviously think ur summat special... she was just putting you right
KingKA14 11
I may be wrong but i believe him calling himself a stud was more sarcastic
Sean123 0
yo #21 and #28 thank you we cant just say " hey let me hold it and wait for her" no it doesnt work that way and its a team effort you gottta go in together and COME out together......and a few times more after that
2big 0
unreal
cameron6i 0
op dont take any of these negative comments to seriously cause you got some which is more that 85 percent of people here nice work