Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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SweetlyPsycho 4
If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.
TwitchingNebula 17
Noob.
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TwitchingNebula 17
Noob.
coolstorybro6969 6
Lol
auzz1_pride 9
Just like your comment huh?
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe this will help. Sex is when you insert your penis in and out of your girlfriend's ****** until you secrete a whiteish clear liquid. (a penis is the floppy thing between your legs that gets hard when you get excited) (a ****** is the hole that your girlfriend has in the front part of her body where her legs split) You're welcome.
auzz1_pride 9
16) I guess there is always attempt number 2.
downtime 13
Wait, if that's what sex is, where do you insert the hamster?
MetalxSoldier 26
Well 24, you can insert it into your inbred sister's anus. I'm sure your kind likes that since you like to incorporate animals in your sexual activities. Whatever makes you happy.
mgkgambino 3
21...shut up. Ur shit makes no sense..
KeyboardWarrior 10
37, it is impolite to talk about one's bowel movements like that.
Boygenius50 8
24 I love your bio
downtime 13
I have an inbred sister?! I bet she's hot...That's why our mother must have hidden her on Alderaan to keep her away from our dad. That guy will **** anything.
fadingfaith 4
...and that whitish clear liquid is called sperm.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Maybe it would help your situation if you weren't 12 years old. Watch the animal channel too, it might give you some tips. ^^
tjv3 10
Well if your naughty part went inside her no no place then yes it was sex.
shannonreneee 11
147, it's not called sperm. It's called semen. Sperm is in semen, and there are many elements that are combined to make it. Not just sperm.
Inheritance 10
Is that what sex is? Damn! I've been doing it wrong. So what to do with this doll, hmm..
wuffman 10
Technically it's called semen. Sperm is the singular form.
Inheritance 10
159- the scientific name for it is semen; our slang for it is cum or ****. Sperm are micro-organism that impregnate women. Also sperm is pretty much "seeds"
AnwarK95 1
Mhm. Sperm seeds. I use it to quicken the dl of my torrents :P
RedPillSucks 33
You forgot to mention the hand puppets.
FurryPride 9
Sex is considered any act of oral, vaginal, anal, or digital (hands) sex. This means your not a virgin if you done any of those acts. The reason those are considered sex is because you can get STI's from all of those acts. Yes even using your hands, is you touch your mouth you can get a STI or if you have a open cut on your hand.
randomthing 22
Strange....
onlychildFTW 34
It's never good when the girl asks what that was after you finished having sex. You did something wrong if you don't know either.
22cute 17
Maybe not so strange. That's exactly what I thought the first time....was that sex? Is that all there is to it?
barleyguy 17
It's not strange at all they're Americans their government hates 3 things : weed, free thinking citizens, and teaching safe sex or sex in general. In fact I hear the average lasting time of an American is 3 to 15 minutes that's just pitiful.
HisAngel6511 11
173-Actually pretty much all health classes are is teaching about safe sex, and, trust me, Americans are VERY free thinking. Also, me and my boyfriend last A LOT longer than 15 minutes. ;D It's just the obese people that last that little amount of time.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe we're just good at getting the girl to reach ******. If you need to take a couple of hours to do it, then 1. you're doing it wrong 2. she'll get bored (Are you done yet???) 3. she'll prune up/dry out
barleyguy 17
Or maybe she's faking it haha back at ya.
coolstorybro6969 6
Doesn't matter had sex
Climaxx 11
But they aren't sure if they did.
aimeesea75 16
Doesn't matter, might have had sex
AppallingRogue 2
I just had sex and it felt so....
Jumpingmal2 7
I think a woman let me put my penis inside of her Yeeeah I might have just had sex,
shizzlemonkeys 5
love how theres' 69 likes for this comment. LOL
laden_swallow09 35
That's the usual sequence of things. People like comments on FML. So far, none have had their comments Liked enough times to get over 9,000.
nofearjenshere 12
12- Your name goes well with this FML.
calilovergirl 4
Not necessarily! The way he put it "went all the way" could have a totally different meaning, especially if he is that unsure he had sex. People worry me. But nothing like having an imagination!
Inheritance 10
Might've had a bag over their heads, but hey still counts.
HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2
91- sooner or later there will be 69 people who thumbed down your comment.
holly_fly 34
I was the 69th after reading this comment ??
the_smart_way 10
Practice makes perfect...
TwitchingNebula 17
Perfect practice makes perfect.
ColdplaySucks 18
Nobody is perfect Why practice?
g_asia 4
You talking bout practice??
SystemofaBlink41 27
No, the're talking about perfect.
Sigil 11
No practice make permanent. You have to practice perfectly.
Ilovemaddy2011 3
Hey bud don't feel bad, I've been on the same trip. I've only had sex with one girl and we've been together for two years now. Anyways what I'm trying to say is that the first time I ****** her it was like 5 seconds, I was like WTF *facepalm*!!! But believe me bud it gets better, you'll build your stamina, with practice of course!!! Foreplay before is always nice to! Try to bust a nutm before you go in for the pink alight :) good luck!
MrBrightside21 20
It's not about the game, it's about PRACTICE.
Blue_Black_fml 21
So, OP, how did you know that you went all the way?
princessAj1 6
Were you drunk ? Either way sex is sex .
SweetlyPsycho 4
If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.
ChelsiiBabee 5
My opinion exactly.
BobbieH 19
Certainly not mature enough nor informed enough!
TheMathMajor 26
OP's username is chchboy. If that stands for church boy, then that could be a reason for his ignorance if he has super sheltering parents. Either that or he is way too young. But definitely not nearly informed enough, I hope they used a condom.
gantzlord 5
99 - Actually it's the only way his mom can get him to eat vegetables "choo choo! here comes the broccoli train!"
Monii_Harlz 11
I think the exact same thing, they sound like 12 year olds :/
diva239 8
Lol that's weird.
I_Punch_Babies 7
doesnt matter (probably) had sex
dude1122332 9
Still counts!
duckie227 22
Somebody doesn't watch enough **** on his free time
Nevereverland 8
I think this kid needs sex ed. Not **** , he has to know how to identify genitals , in **** every body part is considered a genital.
duckie227 22
Ahh. Very true. Never thought of that :-)
luckyd880 12
Ear sex. **** makes the impossible. Possible. Ok it was family guy but I'll bet **** will do it next.
ax1989 0
20, thats important to know too.
buckstop1 37
Trust me, **** is DEFINITELY not the way to go for anyone, especially if they're preparing to lose their V card
KaelaKhaotic 5
By using the term 'all the way', and her asking if that was sex or not pretty much sums up that you are way too young to be having sex in the first place.
lizmariah 1
Either that or twenty year old virgins
laden_swallow09 35
Not 40-yr-old virgins?
1710_fml 0
But the way it sounds your not old enough either just saying
HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2
111- and the way it looks, you shouldn't be on this website, because they don't have internet in jail.
1710_fml 0
Great comment stupid ass holes
1710_fml 0
Good come back best one your gonna see is all over the side of your face