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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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Top comments
hellsgates 0
you say no and start going rougher,
GrapefruitZoe 0
I'll tell you why she said it. She was BORED. I get bored easily during sex. Vaginal intercourse does little for me. Pleasure her.
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Comments (48)
feelslikeanoose 0
psh! I've said that plenty of times to various boyfriends.
LegitDGK 0
you should have said, if u rly want we can do it in the ass
techweed 12
What a bitch!!
AlexV_fml 0
Hey, thats a good thing
th1rt3en95 0
"whilst"? Are you kinky for Shakespeare?
Rawrpantz09 0
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Uuum dumby, you ever think that maybe she had already finished?? It IS possible.
hellsgates 0
you say no and start going rougher,
whomppp 0
LOL win!
Se0ul_Fr3sh 0
Lol yes, well said! :D
Se0ul_Fr3sh 0
Lol yes, well said! :D
NoNeak 0
#10 win....xD probably you need to bond a little more...so it'll be pleasent for both... and btw...i don't know how this is a FML...
AnnaSeptic 0
#8, Aussies and Brits say whilst. Not everyone is American, you know.
Superflyshyguy 0
AWWWWW SNAP SONN
redbluegreen 41
I agree with #10. What else is there to do? Get off her?
spoo 24
lube....
genius_man16 1
Maybe you should learn how to pleasure your GF, just a thought.