Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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timtuttlez 1
and then her dad said "sure am cupcake ;)"
FYLDeep 26
I take it you two were playing Poker and it was time for round two of the game. Although there is one variant of the game known as Poke-her which doesn't involve cards.
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Comments (52)
pittmonster 0
first!
hellokittyrawr 0
damn it lol
c8750 2
I thought the mods were out to get anyone who stupidly posts first. What a waste of time. Don't you have anything better to do than be first commenter on FML
RLG 7
what was his comment?
timtuttlez 1
and then her dad said "sure am cupcake ;)"
cradle6 13
shit man. that'd freak the hell out of me
mitchie11 0
This same kind of situation has happened to me before. It's pretty ****** scary. Never want to relive that again..
punkprincess255 0
haha :)
crystalbluewolf 3
oh haha how clever ;)
luther14 0
Wow that sucks.
youfailed18 0
Did you do her mom??
Niaa_fml 0
He obviously didn't do her mom. Please stop asking stupid, ridiculous questions that make you look like an idiot by trying to be funny.
youfailed18 0
You're a douche-bag for insulting questions by other people. You don't have to insult people to make yourself feel better. If you're really that insecure, do something about it. Insulting people is not the way to go.
boopityboppity 11
If you don't want people to tell you your questions are stupid, then stop asking stupid questions. Problem solved.
andacondakiwi 11
I'm going to have to agree with Boopityboopity, although I can see that you were (hopefully) just kidding and only trying to be funny
jdawgg92 1
I thought youfailed18's comment was pretty funny.
gooBUZZ 0
I'm not surprised...
boopityboppity 11
Yes, but stupid people beget stupid questions, 51.
sexybacon 0
YOUGUYSAREALLDOUCHEBAGSYOUESPECIALLYNIAAWHATEVERURNAMEIS
thecrazyasian 3
ahahahha win
PooPooHeadInc 0
ewww old people sex
boopityboppity 11
The light bulb went on in the FML, but I think yours is broken.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
10, that's a win.
DaveOnDope 4
poopoo, wait until you get older. Your inhibitions drop while the chance for spraining something gets higher. So it kinda evens out in a way. Earn your red wings then we'll talk.
rickilynn 0
poopoo? WTF kinda name is poopoo?
Dracia 0
I saw a verrrry similar FML to this except it was the girl who went into the guy's parents' room asking where her clothes were. ¬_¬
underpaid011 0
oops!! never going to make that mistake again huh?
rafiki19 1
maybe you should think before you speak. are you directionally challenged ?
FYLDeep 26
I take it you two were playing Poker and it was time for round two of the game. Although there is one variant of the game known as Poke-her which doesn't involve cards.
yumaniac 0
lol dude :D
Niaa_fml 0
Or Strip-Poker which does involve cards.. and something else.
muxionHD 0
#19, that was stupid
Zayna_604 0
winn.
Nutz321 0
lol
Lady_Tahtahs 0
That sucks but you have to admit it is something to laugh at. For most of us anyway. :D
rorocrazycat 0
I like ur pic
sexybacon 0
lol TITTUHS!!!!!!