Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
rofl99 0
You are one sick ****, OP. Get some standards.
RogueZomby 1
don't be hating on juggalos, insane clown posse is the shit!!
Bassgeek 0
YOUR OWN ****** FAULT
Euronymous93 29
Yeah, OP. YDI for sure.
Starr_Shine 0
Best sex you'll ever have
Tarts17 2
Desperate much?
sbwaves 0
haha eww
rainport 0
whoop whoop juggalo for life bitch
rainport 0
burn in hell u stupid bitch obviously he jus wanted sum hope he slap a stupid hoe bitch like u hope u get a fukin disease juggalo 4 lifee SMJ
Exiledprincess 4
And another thing...who gives a damn if someone doesn't like icp or whatever...people aren't going to like what you listen to. That's life.
Sharpie_Tattoos 0
what is a jugga-kool-aid