Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
thatawkwardloner 5
Aint nuttin' wrong wit dat... WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL
magic_potatoes 12
First of its a jiggalo. Second it just like if a dude slept w a hooker but vise versa so stop bitching about how desperate she must be
roxiesmylover_ 15
It's gigallo
pheizer01 10
Whats a juggalo
notfriggincrazy 7
whats wrong with juggalos? We arent any different than you, we just have a different taste in music.
yahtzeesouls 12
But was it a three legged dwarf juggalo?
Namarie 11
Why is this even an FML? If he's a ghetto/white trash loser then the LEAST of your concerns is that he is or claimed to be a Juggalo. I am one and have been for the past 10years. I have an amazing life, career, and friends. I'm not white trash by any means, nor do I act like a bafoon and think I'm "gang related". Moronic individuals take some shit way too literally and have no actual concept of what being a Juggalo/Lette is and it's true meaning. I can only assume he was trashy, ghetto, or some variation thereof that would result in you regretting sleeping with him. His music tastes may be unpopular, but you still ****** the guy. And if you only regret it just because he's a Juggalo and no other reason, bravo for being a judgmental dipshit, and keep your legs closed next time. Your kind need not breed.
ic2drops 10
you deserve it