Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML
Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I was elected to learn how to clean the birthing tub at the hospital I work at. Today, I also discovered that while blood doesn't bother me, floating chunks of afterbirth and god knows what else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub. Which I still had to clean afterwards. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
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Top comments
Marcella1016 32
It could just take some getting used to! Work on desensitizing yourself and don’t give up on your dream just yet :)
QueenSaru 28
Your childhood passion was to dissect cow hearts?
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Comments (8)
Marcella1016 32
It could just take some getting used to! Work on desensitizing yourself and don’t give up on your dream just yet :)
QueenSaru 28
Your childhood passion was to dissect cow hearts?
Kevin Fletcher 10
Don’t give up on your dream to be a butcher!
dougierocks 13
Or maybe Chef even...
raingirl 5
True story: in high school, they had us in teams dissecting cat, and my team happened to dissect a pregnant cat. It wasn't pleasent, but we worked together and got through it. I have a weak stomach too at times, but don't give up on your dream, you can tough it out.
bobsanction 18
At least you figured it out before you ended up to your eyeballs in student loan debt.
Ari Elle 4
Honestly I felt the same way when I was in nursing school. Glad I found out sooner rather than later!