NSFW: Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

Anonymous 6 June 2011, 23:20 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Absecon, United States

To each his own

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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Bigfatfailure 28 March 2013, 10:02 Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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man down! man down... 1 December 2019, 03:00 Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Change it!

Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML

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Danielle 25 October 2020, 11:02 🌶️ Spicy

Barf

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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S…… 9 January 2011, 10:18 Singapore 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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lyfisdyno 12 September 2013, 00:16 Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

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Anonymous 28 December 2022, 03:00 🌶️ Spicy

Poor performance

Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML

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Anonymous 15 February 2011, 19:28 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

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Depression... 10 October 2012, 06:01 United States 🌶️ Spicy

We finally made it

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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Anonymous 19 December 2019, 18:00 🌶️ Spicy

I am sexy

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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kwt2007 2

7 June 2011, 08:49

hope you used protection

dudeitsdanny 10

7 June 2011, 08:54

Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.

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bazookajoey 27

7 March 2014, 06:58

Why does everyone hate on us juggalos?

ZombieBronyParty 0

17 March 2014, 04:57

You can say whatever you want about Juggalos, but they recieve this ridiculous amount of hate over their music taste and I have never once seen a Juggalo spreading pointless hate.