Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I am sexy
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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kwt2007 2
hope you used protection
dudeitsdanny 10
Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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Comments (228)
dissapointed101 4
ICP sucks balls,and all the "jiggalos" can suck on my fat balls,icp is trash and always will be.
fckmylife96 0
What the hell is a juggalo?
Juliet86 0
so what's so wrong with juggalos geez, not like they're all nasty freaks some of my best friends are Los/lettes
cnm63 0
I've done that b4 hahah
smileekid 0
racist. I had to learn the hard way on what those were-.-
shannonjones86 5
I don't know what's worse. That this person would consider letting any part of that trailer trash mall rat body touch theirs...or the people who are defending the "juggalos". If you aren't ashamed to be one of these people, I'm ashamed for you.
stewie13_666 0
what the **** is wrong with that?
970ninja 0
WHOOP WHOOP. I feel bad for the juggalo
youreawhalepenis 3
Uh.. I don't see the issue? Why is everyone bashing the Juggalo? There's really good people who are Juggalo's. Everyone hears the word Juggalo or Juggalette and thinks "Ohhhhh, they're criminals, they're horrible people." Well, ya know what? **** all y'all judgmental ass holes. Mkay? Sincerely, A JUGGALETTE.
ZombieBronyParty 0
Was he/she any good?