Timmy
France
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ahhahaha
United States
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
bad karma
United States
Candy Andy
Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML
PoorGal
New Orleans, United States
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
nocat6
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Northville, United States
Sneaky
Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
Emil
United States
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
oldschool
United States
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
idiotson
Rocky Point, United States
Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
disappointment son
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Top comments
CZWolf 0
oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!
liljon3 0
your 25 and can't afford lollipops?
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Comments (66)
CZWolf 0
oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!
intotheknight 0
hahaha awesome I'm not the only one.
salyssac 3
I went there to!
Kamon97 23
Wait he's not talking about lollipops O.o
pepperguy 0
This makes me laugh so hard.
genericnickname 0
Ditto to #9. I thought you put one under your arm and tried to run for it.
idc_fml 0
you are one of the biggest idiots on earth. just thought i should inform you of that. you are also immature.
samaileena 0
uh your my hero.
SinisterNL 0
omg,, That is THE exact same thing i wanted to say!
cp399 14
Why can't any of these people use correct spelling/grammar?
krispybacon4321 23
*you're
liljon3 0
your 25 and can't afford lollipops?
cp399 14
*you're
lycania 0
I think by "lollies" they mean like the running gear that looks like underwear... or maybe it was a lollipop, if so that's just sad
Alex_DeLarge 0
This is awesome. Reminds me of: http://xkcd.com/150/
HOOPS_fml 0
That is so sad!!
redbluegreen 41
Haha, but it if was really "lollies" clothing or whatever, it wouldn't be epic enough to post on FML.