Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The Mayans were right!
ilikeemsmall 4
Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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Comments (196)
theTCWalsh 0
Guess your apocalypse starts now
ididntdoit1980 8
On the next Maury: You are not the father of either baby!
hateevryone 15
i hope the sister's baby not yours. but other than that, congrats.
KiddNYC1O 22
You better be supportive and on your best behavior... Or else, unleash the furry.
little_monster21 0
quit your whining and man up. you're going to be a father.
ikittybaby 0
You poor, poor man.
haiu2323 10
LOL...this reminds me so much of my high school senior year...I took 2 math classes, both teachers were pregnant and only 1-2 months apart from each other...and their classrooms are right next to each other too...Congrats on the baby op, and also be a great father!
ty1992_farmlife 12
I feel for ya man.. congrats on the child (hope the other isn't yours) and good luck, you'll need it :)
Hungry_Panda 3
This raises one question... Did you get them both prego?
nessaspissed 0
At least you'll die before the whining babies come: D