Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, we're right now at the hospital because my sister had a miscarriage. Last night I announced on Instagram that I was going to be aunt. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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jezmonster7 7
FYL, Sorry your sister had to steal your moment :(
Fmlano 16
Congrats on the baby, OP!
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Comments (98)
ermagherdaturdis 26
She sounds like an attention seeking bitch.
xBethanyC 15
sibling rivalry at it's worst.. I'm sorry she had to be a bitch muffin and steal your moment, OP.. but congratulations on your first pregnancy!
jezmonster7 7
FYL, Sorry your sister had to steal your moment :(
vehementbitch 4
Op Dont let that bitch steal yo shine! *snaps finger*
tjv3 10
Marsha Marsha Marsha!
droidlover 14
Is she the prettier one?
graffitied_love 20
She's the bitchier one
persianninja 23
Why should it matter which one is prettier
angeluv_2014 22
it was joke on sterotypes dumb asses -_-
Laurenluvz 11
It wasn't a funny joke.
Fmlano 16
Congrats on the baby, OP!
DaDezza244 31
21, #4 did read the FML and I don't believe you understood the FML. OP's sister is a clearly an attention ***** and she lied to the family so she can receive attention too. Congratulations OP on your baby!
Jelbeztok 17
I'm pretty sure 21 was being sarcastic.
Examine 7
There are two types of people..
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That was total sarcasm haha. And pretty funny in my opinion. Amazing how some people can't read between the lines. Especially when the sarcasm is that blatant.
assassinbanana0 20
Maybe we knew it was sarcasm, but didn't think it was funny at all
angeluv_2014 22
except that it was! so suck a dick
Fedezzer 20
Or you didn't and are just trying to cover up your stupidity.
anon80214 15
I hate it when people can't accept something good happening to someone else. What a bitch. FYL, op.
ihpp 22
FYL indeed. congrats on your pregnancy.
Caitie_kid 8
I would definitely say NO to planning that baby shower! They can plan her fake shower for her. Then I would be looking at the people who will be supportive and only share these special moments with them! If the family can't be supportive now, I wouldn't let them join in later and hog time away from the people who had been supportive!
rozsrredd 16
Congratulations on your pregnancy! Enjoy this time, and build up a strong support system of non-family members, because the system you have seems unlikely to provide much support.
MilkyFilmz 26
I bet op's sister is a spoiled favorite.
Wizardo 34
Like a scene straight out of Breaking Bad, just go psycho on her and tell her to stop being such an attention *****.
Mads_1234 28
Go Walt-White-carwash ape shit on her, OP. Congrats on the baby!
AnimeBitch 14
You "might" need to associate with different members of your family.