Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The Mayans were right!
ilikeemsmall 4
Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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Comments (196)
MrBrightsidexvi 6
Are they both yours?
MustangFilly77 9
Have you ever seen Steve Martin in Father of the Bride 2?
mommykrissy_05 7
Sure hope you are a sweet sensitive guy! If not you should pretend do be while they are pregnant or you may not live to see your baby born! lol
DearlyStars 5
Cool, a sexist FML. Just what I wanted to see.
Uluyara 6
153, as a woman, let me be the first to say that this is not sexist. If you wrote down the things you said when pregnant or even during "that time of the month", and then read the list two weeks later, you'd probably be shocked. The hormones drive us all a little nuts :P Also, imagine all the trips to the grocery store for TWO women's cravings!
japcracker08 3
I have to agree, 153. When my ex was pregnant I had pickles thrown at me because they were not the small kind and came home to crying because she used up all the toilet paper. I don't see the need to be so presumptuous
MisterEx 28
And that's why, dear OP, you check with your wife's sister's husband as to when.
neander 8
It would only be cool if you are the father of both babies.
dougiemac2014 1
You are screwed!!!
nevinwhitis 1
Well your world will end. Hahaha
Gilliam999 0
tell the sister to go live with her baby daddy
BrownEyes97 1
You're going to be constantly running out of groceries…