bad brother
Keep it in your pants
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
In this economy?
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Anonymous
Sex Ed is a mess
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Happyunlucky
Andover, United States
Thunder stealer
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Anonymous
Spoke too soon
Today, we're right now at the hospital because my sister had a miscarriage. Last night I announced on Instagram that I was going to be aunt. FML
Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Family man
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
still together
Keansburg, United States
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Top comments
Razz12901 11
hopefully your wife will get everything in a divorce.
Anderling 33
Psst. Hey. Hey buddy. You know what would've instantly prevented this from happening? Not screwing your own brother's wife like a decent person.
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Comments (10)
Razz12901 11
hopefully your wife will get everything in a divorce.
chrskr13 10
Asshole!!!
Anderling 33
Psst. Hey. Hey buddy. You know what would've instantly prevented this from happening? Not screwing your own brother's wife like a decent person.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You're assuming he was screwing his brother's wife like an arsehole, when it's just as possible he was screwing his wife's sister like an arsehole.
D J's MOM 17
his user name is 'bad brother ' and he doesn't mention a wife. you do the math....
Ubehage 32
Congratulations! You will now have 2 genetic reminders of what pieces of Sith you and SIL are.
headlock95 3
BIL* Girls can’t get each other pregnant 😅
HayNow 11
???.... could be his brother's wife or his wife's sister.....
chrskr13 10
You truly make me sick. You are a piece of shit!!!
DirtySalamander 9
I thought you meant your son knocked her up.
UsernameNotRandom 10
YDI. You were ******* someone else's wife? Both you and her are arseholes and you deserve getting dumped.
RichardPencil 32
If you and your brother have the same parents, your DNA will likely be nearly identical. If you and your sister-in-law can keep your mouths shut, you might get away with it.
L0life29 6
haha
poopface82 25
Best case scenario: it’s a surrogacy agreement he wanted to back out of and it’s too late. In pretty much any other scenario, he’s an asshole.