Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The Mayans were right!
ilikeemsmall 4
Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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Comments (196)
tolebooth 3
Bullshit the baby would be in them a year from now pretty much
Sugah_Shane1 2
You poor bastard....and congrats Lol
dansco 25
Ydi for knocking both of them up at the same time stud! Lol
thejedi08 10
FYL for going through all that... YDI if you got the sister pregnant also!
Baytheshark 14
At least the worlds gonna end so...hang in there for a little bit longer...
jbcs 0
R they both your babies or is her sister a ****?
JessicaMae1695 0
i wonder who's gonna kill you first...them or the mayans...
attaboy368 20
Are you the dad to both cause if so then you are royally screwed!
bre_zip_it_up13 11
op never mentioned getting his sis pregnant so y assume. but if you did o u r 1 nasty and 2 screwed HAPPY NEW YEAR
Bigdanish9785 3
That's why alcohol was invented
kezzamumma 3
Yeah cos drinking when 2 pregnant women are in the house, one of whom you knocked up is a great idea :/