Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Top comments
HaloR 0
Why didnt u do anything
MibInwalo 0
One armed people can also run just fine.
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Comments (121)
MibInwalo 0
Maybe you should've ran faster...
cosmosis 12
Maybe op is disabled. Did that ever cross your mind?
MibInwalo 0
How could op drive if they were disabled?
MerNoEngrush 0
One armed people are disabled. Does not mean they can't drive.
MibInwalo 0
One armed people can also run just fine.
cosmosis 12
Thank you 24! Finally someone with a brain! Cars can be modified to suit people with disabilities.
flockz 20
not to be an asshole, but yes a person without an arm can run just fine. however if the person is disabled and in a wheelchair, technically he wouldn't be "standing" ten feet away now would he?
cosmosis 12
How is a one armed man able to fend off a car thief?? Not very well id imagine... What if op was missing a leg? He is still able to drive, yet cant run... What if op is elderly, or recently had an operation? .... Probably best that he let him go.. And let the legal system deal with him
flockz 20
read the ******* comments. 1 said he could've run faster. i said missing an arm would not prohibit running. no one said shit about fending off the thief. and yes a person with a wheelchair handicap can't run, because HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR, and wouldn't be "standing" ten feet away, which i also said. i hate repeating myself.
purple91 8
Or maybe they weren't disabled and just stood there doing nothing.
Ecklcakes 15
Unless they have prosthetics I'm pretty sure people with missing limbs aren't able to drive.
iam_yummylicious 12
Well, once the person is in your car there's not much you can do. If the car is already going. They can just lock the doors and drive off. Sure you can jump on it or in front of it. Buy why? Most modern vehicles can be easily tracked. I believe that all of the vehicles that my family own have locators in them. And if all else fails there's automobile insurance.
cosmosis 12
I never said that he couldnt run, or that he wasnt standing. I just said that he wasnt able to fend off an attacker... Youre getting worked up over nothing mate
Ecklcakes 15
Also a couple more points someone in a wheelchair most likely cannot drive as they likely do not have full use of their legs. Also people with one arm might not be able to balance well while running...
StoryOfTheYear 15
18 has obviously not watched the first few seasons of Friday Night Lights.
QuisMysterium 4
I'm thinking the above conversation for a bit out of hand towards handicaps.
alaskanhybrid 5
I am sorry to hear that.
cosmosis 12
Thats actually false 55. They do modify vehicles to suit the handicapped here is australia. The accelerator and brake are controlled by a lever usually to the right of the steering wheel and the steering wheel is fitted with a ball similar to one on a forklift. My girlfriends uncle designed and manufactures bikes that can be driven by people in wheelchairs.... Wow this thread is really focussing on the disabled now aye
StopDropNRoll 11
Btw you only need 1 foot to drive. So if they are in a wheelchair cause they are missing a foot. They can still drive.
shadystyle 6
hide yo keys, hide yo car. they snatchin er'bodys in here
reaganomics 6
You need a trunk monkey
gabrielbaby 9
They also make cars for disabled in America. A well known president of ours had a car modified for him, because he was disabled.
Insane_Tea 15
How did we get on the topic of a handicapable person's abilities? If everyone here thinks that the rights and freedoms of this segement of society is equal to that of a person who has all their members then why even discuss it?
HaloR 0
Why didnt u do anything
cosmosis 12
Insurance job! Working hard for the money!!
cudi504 4
I hope op got the license plate
cosmosis 12
They would be ops plates as its their car
allard 14
I hope that was a joke, 35.
cudi504 4
Yea whoops forgot to say it was a joke my bad dont bury it
ATSViper 15
Lol
skullcandifiedDJ 5
He probably stole his own car...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Nine feet of solid concrete can do that.
m0tl3ycru3 0
The OP probably tripped and fell flat on their face while their car got jacked
StoryOfTheYear 15
May I help you?
FYLDeep 26
Yes, I'd like a shamrock shake.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Hold on, I gotta help this fine, young sir over here first. Something tells me he'll be taking a handful of pot.
FYLDeep 26
Oh sorry, I'm just not real familiar with going through drive-thrus. I didn't actually have a car until earlier today when I snagged one from some jackass.
nolarboot 10
Evidently no one got the joke here, as none but that last comment had anything to do with it. Really guys?
StoryOfTheYear 15
(Man I'm getting swamped here) May I help you?
lerouxmaster 7
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER ?
WCARlover 35
Well at least you got a good look at the car jacker?
FollowMe 2
Um. If he didn't notice the car getting jacked, I don't think he noticed the car jacker. But IDK. That's smart what you just said too. xD
WCARlover 35
Well I meant possibly they couldve seen the person get in & not reacted in time? Idk, I'm an idiot lol
FollowMe 2
Aha. Chill. You're not an idiot. You're just saying what you think. Does not make you an idiot. On the other hand, I may not be so clever. xD
StoryOfTheYear 15
12- There could've been a very, very thick slab of glass between the two.
WCARlover 35
Haha right, thanks 19
alstbv12 13
I feel like there is some sexual tension between 4 and 6...just sayin.
builditbetter09 3
****** Chuck Norris
iam_yummylicious 12
Theres some sexual tension between your mom and I!!! BAM! No? Okay *goes back under rock*
bikramkohli 11
61, I thought the same! Haha
FollowMe 2
Ahahaha! Big imagination? I was only being friendly. xD
WCARlover 35
Lol I agree with 94, though he does look like a cutie
alstbv12 13
*starts chanting* give him your number! Give him your number! Sorry I've been watching a lot of how I met your mother lately.
WCARlover 35
Lmao 117
FollowMe 2
Just creeps the comments. *eats cookie* you're a cutie yourself.
FollowMe 2
I really don't know what to say. Other than you're not very clever. xD Have a nice day.
Justforlolz 14
Way to be an asshole 5. Now kindly shut the **** up.
FollowMe 2
Um. I said he isn't clever. You guys are rude. Keep yo nasty ass rude comments to yourself.
ninjuh_wingman 29
And you just watched it happen?
captaincook_fml 1
Shoulda took the keys out dipshit
white16sox 19
Ever hear of hotwiring?
bemylove123 9
Did you not lock your car? And if you did wouldn't you have had time to see them breaking into your car and do something about it?
Meme1988 18
What if they had a gun or something?! So the op will risk his life for this? Or the op was across the street and it was a red sign?
Rebe_fml 4
Run Forrest, run!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Drive unnamed bully, drive!
StopDropNRoll 11
Chase officers, chase?
pandaz1711 0
Dont worry karma shall take its place sooner or later
DooleyFTW 17
I doubt that.
gabrielbaby 9
No it'll happen, but the car will get stolen again, from the burglar.
MissAimeeAngel 15
So...you just stood there?