Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The Mayans were right!
ilikeemsmall 4
Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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Comments (196)
power6053 4
I am so sorry for you. Buy ear plugs, buckets for vomit, and when they crave something you better give it to them or else you will not live through this.
DocBastard 40
I'm seeing a lot of this same shit here: "lolol maybe they're both yours! haha I'm so original", but not a whole lot of "Congratulations! You're going to be a father and an uncle! That's great!" The FML community as a whole sucks. You all suck.
MsCane 6
I thought I was the only one that thought the whole he's the father of both comments were a little ridiculous and not even a little bit funny. Give it a rest.
downtime 13
...Why would anyone congratulate a stranger on having children? Most of us hate the children of people we don't know. You're clearly in the wrong generation to expect anything other than condolences.
DocBastard 40
Downtime, you are exactly whom my original comment was about. You really hate other people's children? I find that, and you, absolutely pathetic.
downtime 13
Hate is such a strong word. Replace it with irritated by, don't appreciate, don't want to be anywhere near, like to pretend they dont exist. Funny though you associate the term 'pathetic' with those who don't like other peoples kids, as though this in any way influences a persons character. Whereas I find it pathetic that you expect everyone to agree with you on something that comes down to preference, which is entirely subjective.
Myo_fml 20
It could always be worse. They could both have daughters! :)
Myo_fml 20
Listen, that comment did not deserve the thumbs down. He commented upon being surrounded by women so by logic adding more women would worsen the situation.
nikkirenn 6
Kinda like the movie father of the bride 2! Except your version probably won't be funny and you're gonna hate your life for a solid year.. Sorry :(
AudiPro 3
May god have mercy on your soul...
bizarre_ftw 22
Judging by the timing of the pregnancies I think we can reasonably guess on god's affections for OP. So no
eatpraylovee44 0
"Father of the Bride Part 2"
tommyfox 19
My thoughts exactly...
whiterabbit420 4
congratulations on becoming a father and an uncle!!! That said, I hope your sister in law finds her own place ASAP, OP. Two pregnant ladies isn't nearly as bad as two newborns and two new mothers, especially in an apartment!
jeremy4719 0
Good news is that in the 2nd trimester they will both be horny as hell!! You will get whatever anount of sex or oral you desire!!
fo_86 0
Or you could see it that you're having two babies come into your life rather then a FML.
downtime 13
Exactly, two babies...FML. What is that "rather than" doing there?
graphicstyle7 17
Well, Super Kudos to you for being there for both of them. Kids need dad figures, although Sis needs her own place.