Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, and since forever, my boyfriend has a twin brother. His girlfriend is now pregnant and he was ecstatic. I'm also pregnant but my boyfriend is acting like it’s the end of the world, and has been either drunk or hungover since I told him. So much for twins being alike. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
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DLBL 23
If only birth control existed, was effective, available and cheap. *sigh*
The_Real_Cvh 10
Run in the family? Tell them to walk, it’s safer
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The_Real_Cvh 10
Run in the family? Tell them to walk, it’s safer
DLBL 23
If only birth control existed, was effective, available and cheap. *sigh*
BurnInDemonFire 39
Buddy if you're only just coping on her income alone it's going to be a struggle to get through this cost of living crisis with another 1-3 kids to support. Clothes, a cot, a pram, nappies, baby wipes... throw in food and formula when they're a little older... and it's expensive just for one baby. Multiply all of that by 3 and you'll need to make fast friends with a very generous millionnaire.
easybree 10
abortion asap. sorry but there’s no reason to try & have kids while you have no job.