Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew, and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my sister and her common-law-husband intensified their hints that their family is growing (a teenage son, a pre-teen daughter, and a new baby coming in the way), and it's getting rather crowded. In short, they want me out of the house. They may have also forgotten the mere fact that it is my house. FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, my sister is upset that I won’t upturn my entire life by letting her kids stay at my house 4-5 days a week. She decided to move in with her boyfriend after one month, before even introducing him to her kids. Now he’s decided he doesn’t like the kids, so she wants me to keep them. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I found out my niece will born in about two weeks. That's nice, right? It is… except for the fact that there will now be FIVE people in my family with a birthday in May. As if trying to plan for four birthday parties in three weeks wasn't bad enough. Why not five? FML
Today, my sister decided to have her baby shower on my birthday. I recently had a miscarriage and she knows this. FML
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Top comments
Shotta 3
I hate rowdy ass kids
Moobug 4
This person is from the UK; over here we refer to 'our house' or 'my house' as the family home, not necessarily who owns it. Because OP's final exams are in May and June, it's likely that she is talking about her GCSEs - she's 16 and it's her mum's house. Obviously, her mum's decision would be final, but you'd expect a certain amount of consideration on the part of the parent :( OP, since locks on kids' bedroom doors aren't usually the done thing in the UK, take the advice of an earlier poster and go to a library or cafe to study. Seriously.
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Comments (105)
Shotta 3
I hate rowdy ass kids
sandiiiiiii 0
Me tooooo! ;)
ktdad07 0
I hate kids who think that using extra letters is cute.
dragonaair 5
Agreed. ^
tona01 16
yeaaaaahh i hat them too, kidding anyway kids are annoying, that is way i resent the fact that i was as annoying as a child
babyyappld 7
tell your sister to put a condom on it next time
derpherp 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Quit your bitchin, like you weren't wild as a child.
that1guyyy 12
he wants to pass his exam
glenzhao2 16
*she. And it's not that bad....
derpherp 0
She can just lock her bedroom door.... and study.
Chris19801012 0
you live with your mom?! bitch
Iskaria 0
It's really uncommon in Britain for teenagers to be allowed bedroom locks lol, fyl for having selfish family :(
Froz3narr0w 0
She's still in school, numb-nuts.
ChaCerCam 14
if your mothers living with you and not the other way around tell her to move in her house for 2 months.
xGraycloud 4
well... kick out ur mom & ur sister, with any luck, will follow. (:
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
Smack the little ***** and tell them to shut up.
Froz3narr0w 0
^This
CryMoreFMLs 15
^double this.
Lon3Wolf64 4
^that
AJ7777777 0
first!
mygreenhoodie 0
ydi for tryig to sound smart
DocBastard 40
Too...much...irony... My head asplode.
theycallmehell 0
Really? Really?
mygreenhoodie 0
yes yes.
ChellMelodi 7
Imbecile
machiko_fml 0
Why don't you lock yourself in your room and put on headphones or something?
wolve86 0
she is going to be there for two months...
mrahhhhh 21
Just study at a friend's place.
T552 12
If that were me I'd be out of the house everyday. Library, friends houses and cafe shops will be your places to visit during those two months for revision. Good luck for your exams OP :)
calenzelon 6
the problem with being out of the house is them getting into your stuff
Sleeper1288 0
Yeah, I have that same problem right now. A bunch of loud, obnoxious roommates crammed into a small apartment. I don't even have my own bedroom. Libraries, cafes and friends' houses are how it's done! As for the kids being in your stuff, get a lock if you don't already have one.
Buggi_fml 0
It's your house... How does someone just move in without your knowledge and you allow it? YDI
GreeneyedWonder 0
11 -Because OP is probably in high school - therefore it's not her decision, it's her Mom's.