Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The Mayans were right!
ilikeemsmall 4
Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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Comments (196)
ice723 5
are you the baby daddy for both of them?
LadiDi_fml 10
They will support each other, so it will not be so bad for you Congrats :)
BadKitty13 28
Are you the daddy for both babies ??
david12z 0
Dude I'd just get out of their way and do what they say and it will go smoothly
Jake1410 6
For you 2012 will truly be the end of the world!
cartmenlibby 1
did you get both pregnant ?
Steve95401 49
Does OP think pregnancies last a full year?
steffi1910 1
Well your pregnant for 40 weeks/10 months and then you have the several months of sleeping only about three hours before waking to be fed/changed. I say with two babies he is in for a rough year!
Steve95401 49
Good point Steffi. People I know who have had twins say it's not double the work - it's ten times as much work.
dogpup4 23
I'd say September is late 2012
camartinez23 0
just hope their DNA ain't the same..haha who's the daddy?
Sm3agolol 1
Best 3some ever?
bizarre_ftw 22
Foursome, the cousin was visiting that week, she's not in the FML because she lives in Milwaukee (I was going to write Texas, but then I checked the FML. Hillbilly inbred joke anyone?)
Dcm210 19
abortion
DocBastard 40
Are you offering to abort yourself for you dumb ******* comment? In that case, I accept your proposal.
gabrielbaby 9
**** you